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PubOption's avatar

But with Olestra, the shit spurts out of the other end.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

If we upfist this enough, can we considered it proven?

chascates's avatar

It began in the wonderful Bush years that any criticism of our glorious military became treasonous. <i>You can't support the troops unless you support the mission.</i> This still resonates with the 'with us or against us' crowd who lack any nuanced thoughts or even the ability to understand cause and effect. The only change has been that is now acceptable to criticize the Commander-in-Chief as he is a godless Kenyan usurper.

The Quirk's avatar

They also serve who only stand and derp.

bobbert's avatar

Wait, you were wearing pants? Isn't that against Wonket rules?

bobbert's avatar

You get this month's Inventive Invective award, for sure, although as a lover of the classics I would have liked to see "vomitous mass".

Also2Something's avatar

Fun fact... Peter Berg is a mooslamb lovin librul durty hippy hollyweird democrat. ;)

He isn't pro-war but he is pro-soldier.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

The Union of Blubbering Ass Boils files a formal complaint.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Their own damned fault for not re-upping.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Where is this Whore Island of which you speak, and does Disney Cruises stop there? Asking for a friend.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

with popcorn. Bipedal, buttertubbery popcorn.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I don't want to know how you know that.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Why are you assuming that Liz Cheney wrote that?