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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Preferably the kind of prison buttsecks where a little light beating may be substituted in lieu of lubricant.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is "crack attorney" a legal speciality, like family law or wills & estates?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This guy is an army doctor...I'll bet he's had plenty of experience with unusual discharges.

Joshua Norton's avatar

One doesn't necessarily preclude the other.

schmannity's avatar

I'm thinking of a scene from Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay right before they escape.