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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Preferably the kind of prison buttsecks where a little light beating may be substituted in lieu of lubricant.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Is "crack attorney" a legal speciality, like family law or wills & estates?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This guy is an army doctor...I'll bet he's had plenty of experience with unusual discharges.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

One doesn't necessarily preclude the other.

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schmannity's avatar

I'm thinking of a scene from Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay right before they escape.

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