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Rick Hill's avatar

Kim Jong Ugh?

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YoBunnyBunny's avatar

Somehow I think trump has the exact opposite idea: Now that he's the Prez-Elect the city and state should be reimbursing him for all his living expenses.

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Shananigan's avatar

I don't listen to NPR any more. I just scream at the bad drivers now.

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

Welp, we've already had "650 million illegal immigrants"

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

https://uploads.disquscdn.c... Thanks Obama (while we can still say it)

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sw19womble #militantcentrist's avatar

State Funeral in 14 years after Dear Leader finally expires: the procession led by new President-By-Acclaim Eric.....

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willi0000000's avatar

. . . and the other 3/5 is contained in "the negros"

[ yeah, i went there ]

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Like the Good Lesson of the Internment Camps...

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Naytch's avatar

Strengthens them so they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps, y'see.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

It's time forrrrr...

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

Tiny Hands Double Chin has a history with Indian Tribes that is not good. The original Americans have stood between him and a chance to declare bankruptcy at a later date once before. We all should be ready to stand with our Indian friends again soon.

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Naytch's avatar

That's too scary to upfist. But I will due to my economic anxiety.

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jwtukker's avatar

Wow, this really pisses me off. Gore doing the walk into DJ's tower. Watch your back, Al! Make sure you still have your wallet (and your soul) when you leave.

Also too, fucking Tillerson (!!!!) as potential SoS?!

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