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You may find this hard to believe, but I think I have gone 59 years and some few months without feeling oppressed by the racist thoughts that I can't speak aloud! Because I don't have them! It's so weird!

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And way more educational!

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I don't think you can hang that clusterfuck on the military....more like the the Company & The Reagan/Bush White House

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Can I bill the Army for a new desk? There's a dent in mine now after reading this...

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Nothing wrong with Racial Thursdays.

As long as it's followed by Free Fire Fragging Friday's, to teach that words have consequences

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My grandfather used to give me a quarter whenever I visited him on the farm.

It taught me a valuable lesson about being underpaid.

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Can we at least put a patriotic magnetic flag emblem on our cars?

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Could they also bring back frag Fridays and maybe we can get Tom Cotton to re-enlist? Just a suggestion.

But seriously, what demented fuck has a brain so loaded by racist vitriol that it must be purged one day a week or else morale falls? I'd like the Army to explain that me...what the hell kind of soldiers are they training?

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This would have made a great episode of M.A.S.H.

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Snowbillies.

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If they can find any...

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This "Throwback Thursdays" shit is getting out of control.

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But Casual Racism Friday is OK, right?

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But these are military people, no matter what racist assshits they are (not to mention the huge number of rapists among them), we're supposed to treat them as superior being beings for some reason.

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Evan Hurst,

This is 2015, people should understanding that there shouldn't be any days when its okay to be racist, including in the Military. These idiots need to grow up.

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If that were my platoon, there would be some serious ass kicking going on. Because my platoon sergeant and I would have been fighting each other to kick the asses of the dumbshits.

If it's true that the platoon leader approved of this, his ass should be decommissioned at once, and he should be reassigned to Fort Leavenworth.

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