Arnold & Porter: All That Stinking for Nothing
NBC4 confirms our completely random email tips! Woo! Also good: No one sick. But "hazmat crews have decided to treat people who apparently came in contact with the unidentified substance." That would be two people.
The substance? Not anthrax, which is great. Rather, it's "a blistering agent." Which sounds much worse than it is, we hope.
Roads Closed After Skin Irritant Found At Office Building [AP/NBC4]