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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When called on it, you plead boobie addiction, and enter boobie rehab. (They have that in California, don't they?)

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

My guess that her pelvis won't take the strain anymore.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I could have told them that mixed marriages (human female & homunculus) never work. On the positive side, Maria is only 5 years older than me? I have a chance. Maria...let your tight, sinewy face smile upon me.

fuflans's avatar

i don't see how any of this prevents the twin american plagues of abortion and high taxes.