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When called on it, you plead boobie addiction, and enter boobie rehab. (They have that in California, don't they?)

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My guess that her pelvis won't take the strain anymore.

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I could have told them that mixed marriages (human female & homunculus) never work. On the positive side, Maria is only 5 years older than me? I have a chance. Maria...let your tight, sinewy face smile upon me.

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Hasta la vista, baby.

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i don't see how any of this prevents the twin american plagues of abortion and high taxes.

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