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As long as they're not Austrian, I'm ok with it.

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Incidentally, fuck him.

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Speaking as a Californian: NO.

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And actors are always suspect.

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I think he's planning to run for the Green Party.

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Friedrich Hayek?

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Crocodile Dundee? ... wait ... what? ... oh.

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True. They'd never accept an ex-governor from California as POTUS.

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Take that! Vladimir.

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Sure, most candidates will *promise* to crush their enemies and hear the lamentations of their women, but how many have the actual know-how and experience to deliver?

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That was the guy that killed all of those vampires, right? Loved him!

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Teddy Cruz also, too.

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Former California governor for president? Jerry Brown or GTFO.

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Hand those secret codie key thingies over to Danny DeVito! Rumor has it he's a real Murrican.

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...no thanks, we have enough natural born shyts for brain we don't need import any!

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