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fuflans's avatar

hey lloyd! you're not missin anything here.

just thought you should know...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I don't care about Charlie Rangle I'd rather read this piece by Dangle

Burma Shave

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Remember to enda eacha wordo witha a vowelo.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

On Vespas. Singing.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Dan Brown taught me they also have lasers, antimatter, and ancient conspiracies protecting the holy lucre.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Thanks for the update. Here's a suggestion, though. You may want to "tighten up" your prose by dropping any sentences, words, syllables, letters, punctuation that is not related to "topless".

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Topless prosperity; bottomless recession.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

They mostly say it in corrupted Sicilian, not corrupted Roman.

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