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Capt.Jim's avatar

Using your logic Ted who knew sucking a dick would get you labelled a dick sucker

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He will never erase the stain of birth under single-payer health care.

diogenez's avatar

Ship his sorry ass to Cuba.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

But according to the sharp legal minds in the birther community (I'm looking at you Orly!), the father's citizenship determines the child's citizenship. Cruz is Cuban unless he can produce a DNA test that says otherwise.

Mahousu's avatar

Forget Ted Cruz; let's make Kate Beaton president. You don't have to worry; <a href="http:\/\/www.harkavagrant.com\/index.php\?id=140" target="_blank">George already made her American</a>.

chascates's avatar

I'll take it since he doesn't want it.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Hell, we let Conrad Black back in, and he renounced his citizenship so he could become a lord. Obviously we have no standards.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Sigh... with our right-wing Dear Leader, they'll probably make it as easy as possible.

Incoming Ham's avatar

I see, we are supposed to take immigrants to our bosom, but Ted? As soon as he gets some boob he will throw out the rest of them.

Lot_49's avatar

And yet...<br /><br /><br />https://www.wsws.org/en/art...

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"He will never be President of the United States."

Shhh . . . you don't want the GOPtards to know it, do you?

WA Bishop's avatar

Does this mean Jennifer Granholm can run too?

Mahousu's avatar

It's not so easy as that. Check out <a href="http:\/\/www.cic.gc.ca\/english\/citizenship\/renounce-eligibility.asp" target="_blank">the conditions for renouncing Canadian citizenship</a>. The first few are all right, but then they get to: <i>not be a threat to Canada’s security or part of a pattern of criminal activity</i> Can Cruz really claim that? And then there's: <i>understand the significance of renouncing your Canadian citizenship.</i> Pretty sure that one would give him trouble, too.

Lot_49's avatar

Canada's discontinuing mail anyway. Perfect excuse.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Canada's loss is Canada's gain.