It certainly took bloody long enough, but Sen. Ted "100% Americanlike" Cruz (R-Poutine) is finally taking action to formally renounce his Canadian citizenship, which was conferred on him at birth by virtue of being born at the top of the CN Tower in beautiful downtown Calgary, in the province of Algeria. He confirmed in an interview with the
But according to the sharp legal minds in the birther community (I'm looking at you Orly!), the father's citizenship determines the child's citizenship. Cruz is Cuban unless he can produce a DNA test that says otherwise.
Forget Ted Cruz; let&#039;s make Kate Beaton president. You don&#039;t have to worry; <a href="http:\/\/www.harkavagrant.com\/index.php\?id=140" target="_blank">George already made her American</a>.
It&#039;s not so easy as that. Check out <a href="http:\/\/www.cic.gc.ca\/english\/citizenship\/renounce-eligibility.asp" target="_blank">the conditions for renouncing Canadian citizenship</a>. The first few are all right, but then they get to: <i>not be a threat to Canada&rsquo;s security or part of a pattern of criminal activity</i> Can Cruz really claim that? And then there&#039;s: <i>understand the significance of renouncing your Canadian citizenship.</i> Pretty sure that one would give him trouble, too.
Using your logic Ted who knew sucking a dick would get you labelled a dick sucker
He will never erase the stain of birth under single-payer health care.
Ship his sorry ass to Cuba.
But according to the sharp legal minds in the birther community (I&#039;m looking at you Orly!), the father&#039;s citizenship determines the child&#039;s citizenship. Cruz is Cuban unless he can produce a DNA test that says otherwise.
Forget Ted Cruz; let&#039;s make Kate Beaton president. You don&#039;t have to worry; <a href="http:\/\/www.harkavagrant.com\/index.php\?id=140" target="_blank">George already made her American</a>.
I&#039;ll take it since he doesn&#039;t want it.
Hell, we let Conrad Black back in, and he renounced his citizenship so he could become a lord. Obviously we have no standards.
Sigh... with our right-wing Dear Leader, they&#039;ll probably make it as easy as possible.
Lucky Canucks. Fuck the duck.
I see, we are supposed to take immigrants to our bosom, but Ted? As soon as he gets some boob he will throw out the rest of them.
And yet...<br /><br /><br />https://www.wsws.org/en/art...
&quot;He will never be President of the United States.&quot;
Shhh . . . you don&#039;t want the GOPtards to know it, do you?
Does this mean Jennifer Granholm can run too?
It&#039;s not so easy as that. Check out <a href="http:\/\/www.cic.gc.ca\/english\/citizenship\/renounce-eligibility.asp" target="_blank">the conditions for renouncing Canadian citizenship</a>. The first few are all right, but then they get to: <i>not be a threat to Canada&rsquo;s security or part of a pattern of criminal activity</i> Can Cruz really claim that? And then there&#039;s: <i>understand the significance of renouncing your Canadian citizenship.</i> Pretty sure that one would give him trouble, too.
Canada&#039;s discontinuing mail anyway. Perfect excuse.
Canada&#039;s loss is Canada&#039;s gain.