Newt Gingrich is temporarily quitting his dubious money-making schemes today to run for president, which will give him attention and help him make more cash when he returns to his important work mailing people's pets "dog of the year" awards that require owners to send Newt $5,000 for a plaque.
Newt has figured out that the GOP primaries are fantastic free (to him) publicity, and are great groundwork for a career writing books, giving speeches, and starring on "reality" TV. (See Trump, Donald) (See Palin, Any)
<i>Not</i> Hitler.
But likely, he&#039;ll poop out something WORSE. Think on that.
Oh SNAP! (as in the sound of a rope)
Newt has figured out that the GOP primaries are fantastic free (to him) publicity, and are great groundwork for a career writing books, giving speeches, and starring on &quot;reality&quot; TV. (See Trump, Donald) (See Palin, Any)
She&#039;d better hope his model <i>is</i> T.E. Lawrence, and not, say, Henry VIII.
The Thetans? (They&#039;ve already got Hollywood.)
Who knows - with 1/3 of Americans already larded up, he might actually have quite a large constituency. (To match his lardish consistency.)
Hmmm... I thought he was a black hole only in the intellectual sense.
Could be a bit of that erotic asphyxiation thing... it&#039;s gotta be hard to breathe with 300 lbs on top of you.
So it&#039;s that &quot;Think of England&quot; thing, but American style?
Joe Stalin.
&quot;Yesterday, it was his wife with the French horn&quot; Tomorrow, it&#039;s Colonel Mustard with the candlestick.
It probably sounded much better in Greek.
I&#039;m laughing so hard I&#039;m going to have a Caesar
ouch...hahahaha...ouch....hahahaha
when i think of important lessons from history i think:
<i>those who do not learn the lessons of history are condemned to repeat them.</i>
but maybe that&#039;s just me.