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<i>Not</i> Hitler.

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But likely, he'll poop out something WORSE. Think on that.

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Oh SNAP! (as in the sound of a rope)

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Newt has figured out that the GOP primaries are fantastic free (to him) publicity, and are great groundwork for a career writing books, giving speeches, and starring on "reality" TV. (See Trump, Donald) (See Palin, Any)

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She'd better hope his model <i>is</i> T.E. Lawrence, and not, say, Henry VIII.

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The Thetans? (They've already got Hollywood.)

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Who knows - with 1/3 of Americans already larded up, he might actually have quite a large constituency. (To match his lardish consistency.)

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Hmmm... I thought he was a black hole only in the intellectual sense.

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Could be a bit of that erotic asphyxiation thing... it's gotta be hard to breathe with 300 lbs on top of you.

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So it's that "Think of England" thing, but American style?

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"Yesterday, it was his wife with the French horn" Tomorrow, it's Colonel Mustard with the candlestick.

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It probably sounded much better in Greek.

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I'm laughing so hard I'm going to have a Caesar

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ouch...hahahaha...ouch....hahahaha

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when i think of important lessons from history i think:

<i>those who do not learn the lessons of history are condemned to repeat them.</i>

but maybe that's just me.

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