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bobbert's avatar

At least they won't be ostracized.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm going with Raptor Jesus

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that'll teach all those freeloaders not to fap so much- they were warned...

TundraGrifter's avatar

I've just never been a big Sammy Davis, Jr., fan. Maybe it was the gold medallion. Maybe it was the Richard Nixon hug. Just never did it for me.

TundraGrifter's avatar

This is a very popular meme today.

bobbert's avatar

Self-centered asshole.

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There was no screaming about the back of her throat?

bobbert's avatar

But what does Christ's IRA look like?

bobbert's avatar

Nice miraculously-restored eyes you got there ....

bobbert's avatar

I read that as Romney's Orphan Taxi, because, you know about the white slavery, right?

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It's a conspiracy to inflate the average performance rating of Boy Scouts.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

think of all the blues musicians who will be hurt by this...

ValiumNation's avatar

Mittens would probably hire a dozen blind folk on a dime and let them drag themselves around his mansions dusting the floors with their pratfalls.