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At least they won't be ostracized.

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And stubby boobs.

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I'm going with Raptor Jesus

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that'll teach all those freeloaders not to fap so much- they were warned...

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I've just never been a big Sammy Davis, Jr., fan. Maybe it was the gold medallion. Maybe it was the Richard Nixon hug. Just never did it for me.

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Aye, aye!

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This is a very popular meme today.

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Self-centered asshole.

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There was no screaming about the back of her throat?

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But what does Christ's IRA look like?

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Nice miraculously-restored eyes you got there ....

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I read that as Romney's Orphan Taxi, because, you know about the white slavery, right?

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It's a conspiracy to inflate the average performance rating of Boy Scouts.

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think of all the blues musicians who will be hurt by this...

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Mittens would probably hire a dozen blind folk on a dime and let them drag themselves around his mansions dusting the floors with their pratfalls.

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