As Usual, No Exaggeration Is Required to Make Katherine Harris News Sublimely Ridiculous

And, apparently, deadbolts.

FromRoll Call's Heard on the Hill:

A spy saw Rep. Katherine Harris (R-Fla.) in front of her house on Sixth Street Northeast on Friday afternoon looking like she was locked out. Harris was wearing a tan business suit and nylons but no shoes, according to the informant, a neighbor.

The neighbor saw a shoeless Harris peering through the mail slot in her door, yelling, "Let me in." Then, the neighbor says, Harris tiptoed down her front steps into the mud where her concrete walkway was being ripped up and replaced with bricks by a construction crew. The neighbor spy tells us that Harris, the world's favorite Senate candidate, was yelling something inaudible to the construction workers.

Yeah, karma's a bitch .

Why doesn't this stuff ever happen whenwe'reon the Hill? Also, this totally sounds like the setup to a Brian DePalma-directed "erotic thriller," right? It's the pantyhose that gives it that retro throwback Hitchcock homage kinda feel.

 What What What? [Roll Call]