Ashtray Floors, Dirty Clothes & Filthy Jokes

* Yeah, we've never understood the dirty clothes on the floor thing, either. [ Alice's Adventure Underground ]

* "I'll never complain about the Metro again"? You say that now .... [ Yellow Is The Color... ]

* Kids say the darndest things. [ Sour N Sweet ]

* Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits. [ This is Me, Honest ]

* It was probably because they were too gay. Soldiers kissing bearded lips? Not in the Marines, HOO-AH. [ DCist ]