Sarah Palin's teevee show is back! Maybe it was on last night? We do not know and we would not have put it on our eyeballs anyway. BUT! We did watch this trailer for it, because Sarah Palin is hanging her ass out like, when is she not? Anyway, it is awful. Live it with us!
Of course you&#039;d have to wonder, &quot;What is this pathetic over-the-hill roadhouse slut wearing Americunt stripper boots doing out on some lonely highway in the middle of the desert anyway? It&#039;s not exactly a logical place for a hitchhiker / truckstop honey to get dropped off, isn&#039;t it? Unless the teamster just couldn&#039;t stand it anymore and ordered her to &#039;GTFO of mah rig <i>now,</i> yuh hear me?&#039;...&quot;
Kinda late here, but I'm STUNNED *mild cough* that Half-Governor Nitwitty McQuitty would stoop so low. I remember when she was just a meek and mild hockey mom sharing lipstick with a pit bull (or something like that).
On a high note, I recently bought stock in Kleenex and baby oil, both of which went through the roof after this aired, especially in the south.
So the lesson here is, if you&#039;re a lone &#039;woman&#039; hitch-hiking to &quot;America&quot; (she was therefore in Mexico, yes?), dressing like a slut improves your chances of getting a ride.
It is a legitimate rape since she is wearing the boots cause nothing says fuck me like Merica and lonely desert and Oldsmobile convertible
But wherever you went, there you were.
... All her friends can say is &quot;STFU, salmon-breath!&quot;
Of course you&#039;d have to wonder, &quot;What is this pathetic over-the-hill roadhouse slut wearing Americunt stripper boots doing out on some lonely highway in the middle of the desert anyway? It&#039;s not exactly a logical place for a hitchhiker / truckstop honey to get dropped off, isn&#039;t it? Unless the teamster just couldn&#039;t stand it anymore and ordered her to &#039;GTFO of mah rig <i>now,</i> yuh hear me?&#039;...&quot;
Kinda late here, but I'm STUNNED *mild cough* that Half-Governor Nitwitty McQuitty would stoop so low. I remember when she was just a meek and mild hockey mom sharing lipstick with a pit bull (or something like that).
On a high note, I recently bought stock in Kleenex and baby oil, both of which went through the roof after this aired, especially in the south.
She do got tig bitties.....A pig in a blanket comes to mind...As long as she aint hawkin the GOP clown bus I dont give a shit what she do on TV.
She gives road pussy a bad name.
Once again, thank you, John McCain. &lt;still waiting for your apology&gt;
Mrs. Palin, thank you for your cervix, ma&#039;am.
So the lesson here is, if you&#039;re a lone &#039;woman&#039; hitch-hiking to &quot;America&quot; (she was therefore in Mexico, yes?), dressing like a slut improves your chances of getting a ride.
Your move, Bristol.
I will always remember this.
Why wasn&#039;t this introduced by Fartknocker? Isn&#039;t there an exclusive contract? Fartknocker needs to talk to his/her union rep.
Needs moar &quot;Lonely Man&quot;.
Rand&#039;s even more libertarian kid sister.
Depending on where you were, that may not have been a hallucination.
Say ... you know who <i>else</i> dresses sexy so strange men will pick them up?