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Capt.Jim's avatar

It is a legitimate rape since she is wearing the boots cause nothing says fuck me like Merica and lonely desert and Oldsmobile convertible

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Lefty Mark's avatar

But wherever you went, there you were.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

... All her friends can say is "STFU, salmon-breath!"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Of course you'd have to wonder, "What is this pathetic over-the-hill roadhouse slut wearing Americunt stripper boots doing out on some lonely highway in the middle of the desert anyway? It's not exactly a logical place for a hitchhiker / truckstop honey to get dropped off, isn't it? Unless the teamster just couldn't stand it anymore and ordered her to 'GTFO of mah rig <i>now,</i> yuh hear me?'..."

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HereForDaComments's avatar

Kinda late here, but I'm STUNNED *mild cough* that Half-Governor Nitwitty McQuitty would stoop so low. I remember when she was just a meek and mild hockey mom sharing lipstick with a pit bull (or something like that).

On a high note, I recently bought stock in Kleenex and baby oil, both of which went through the roof after this aired, especially in the south.

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

She do got tig bitties.....A pig in a blanket comes to mind...As long as she aint hawkin the GOP clown bus I dont give a shit what she do on TV.

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Dolmance's avatar

She gives road pussy a bad name.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Once again, thank you, John McCain. <still waiting for your apology>

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Mrs. Palin, thank you for your cervix, ma'am.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

So the lesson here is, if you're a lone 'woman' hitch-hiking to "America" (she was therefore in Mexico, yes?), dressing like a slut improves your chances of getting a ride.

Your move, Bristol.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I will always remember this.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Why wasn't this introduced by Fartknocker? Isn't there an exclusive contract? Fartknocker needs to talk to his/her union rep.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Needs moar "Lonely Man".

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malsperanza's avatar

Rand's even more libertarian kid sister.

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diogenez's avatar

Depending on where you were, that may not have been a hallucination.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Say ... you know who <i>else</i> dresses sexy so strange men will pick them up?

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