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With a crowbar?

(Sorry)

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Never trust a Cowtowner with yer biscuit.

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Backpfeifengesicht, auch, aussi.

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Smarmy grok, also, too.

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And the United States can have him. Seriously, please.

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Except there is little difference between Texas and Alberta.

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He needs to have a chat with Newt, see how that strategy worked for him.

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Ya know, if you take Ted Cruz's name and do some mumbo jumbo math kind of stuff you get 666. I'm just saying.

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Does anyone like this guy?

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Say no more.

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There is none. Progressives don't want, or need, an echo chamber.

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Ted's NPD is so intense, it glows at night.

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We keep telling them, but they never listen: NO MORE TEXANS!

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i hope there's a public come to jesus moment (see romney: 9 PM 11/6/12) for this asshat.

seriously public. seriously come to jesus.

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hillz would have some serious mansplainin on her hands.

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Yes, but shower stalls, cheese and bread are all useful things when not in a state of decay (excepting cheese). I say none of the above, since Cruz is more like mold with other, more toxic mold, growing on it

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