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bobbert's avatar

With a crowbar?

(Sorry)

Lefty Mark's avatar

Never trust a Cowtowner with yer biscuit.

bobbert's avatar

Backpfeifengesicht, auch, aussi.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Smarmy grok, also, too.

Vienna Woods's avatar

And the United States can have him. Seriously, please.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Except there is little difference between Texas and Alberta.

Vienna Woods's avatar

He needs to have a chat with Newt, see how that strategy worked for him.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ya know, if you take Ted Cruz's name and do some mumbo jumbo math kind of stuff you get 666. I'm just saying.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Does anyone like this guy?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There is none. Progressives don't want, or need, an echo chamber.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ted's NPD is so intense, it glows at night.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We keep telling them, but they never listen: NO MORE TEXANS!

fuflans's avatar

i hope there's a public come to jesus moment (see romney: 9 PM 11/6/12) for this asshat.

seriously public. seriously come to jesus.

fuflans's avatar

hillz would have some serious mansplainin on her hands.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Yes, but shower stalls, cheese and bread are all useful things when not in a state of decay (excepting cheese). I say none of the above, since Cruz is more like mold with other, more toxic mold, growing on it