At Bristol's TV Dancing Taping, Sarah Palin Is Security's 'Higher Priority'

World's worst mom Sarah Palin is bringing her Hollywood Values to Hollywood tonight for a taping of Bristol Palin's new teen-pregnancy documentary,Dancing With the Stars. And security will be heavy, because come on, Sarah Palin is acelebrity. And if anything happens, god forbid, security at CBS Television City have reportedly been told that Sarah is a "higher priority than Bristol." Sorry, Bristol!

Hollywood gossip website TMZ.com reports:  

Our spies say security guards at CBS Television City in L.A. -- the place where "Dancing" is broadcast -- is on "heightened alert." Although Palin is not officially running for anything, security is treating her like a government official ....

And this is the best -- security has been told if there is a breach ... Sarah is a "higher priority than Bristol."

Unfair? Maybe! Or maybe it's the most fair thing of all, in terms of Darwinism, which is Sarah Palin's only religion. IsBristolgetting multi-million-dollar book deals? No, she is on some low-rent human-oddity program probably earning scale, and she's only gettingthisbecause her mom is a famous celebrity grifter. [ TMZ ]