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diogenez's avatar

This sounds really great, except for the part where it stars old white guys.

Vienna Woods's avatar

The death of Tecumseh at the Battle of the Thames?

bobbert's avatar

Nice wood work, Chuck.

diogenez's avatar

Oh, crap. I've just read this right before lunch. Bleh.

fuflans's avatar

still though. this is better than the romney campaign.

fuflans's avatar

i wonder how many of these involve saint ronnie.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I suppose I could regurgitate some of my awful Newt and Callista stories or is Callista a female…. I forget.

Joshua Norton's avatar

So did folks actually write this stuff themselves? Or did they obtain copy directly from Fox News transcripts?

Fartknocker's avatar

Is their a chapter on Jimmy Carter lusting over a 1970s Playboy playmate because if so, I've also been there and done that.

schmannity's avatar

What, no Barbara Bush on Nancy Reagan hot action?