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Is there going to be gravlax? I hate gravlax.

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I apologize for this in advance....

The new angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie

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"Ok, job's yours. Got a client waiting in stall #2 for a full-body rub-and-tug."

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To be fair, he's not running for the Senate.

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But not that chick,even with someone else's dick.

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Bra. Vo....er, Bra. Va...... ummm, Bra. Void.

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She ever goes up against Harry Reid again, she'll get beat like Frank Vincent in a Marty Scorsese movie.

Morris couldn't pick his own nose with a suction tube.

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"You'll NEVER guess where it's been..."

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If Angle gives it up on the side to two fellow legislators, does that make both the triangles she's created congruent?

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It depends on how far they got in the Kama Sutra or the Joy of Sex. It could be an equilateral triangle.

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The photo has March 9 2008 (I think) in it. Based on the look of the area and the chair, I'm guessing some sort of trainer set up? Drone jockey? There's a joystick and ball controller. Anybody with time at flight controls have anything to add?

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When/if the Canadian dollar gets to par I'll buy the hardcover, for shits and giggles,and donate it to this guy, guy so he can have a good laugh.http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3...P.S. NO, you can't have him.

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I knew that "Madge" was a xenophobe!

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Is "Joe Heck" Christian speak for Joe Hell?

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Wonkette should dedicate the whole website only to Trump. Donald is the biggest problem with have right now. Everything else is distraction.

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