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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Is there going to be gravlax? I hate gravlax.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I apologize for this in advance....

The new angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie

ken_kukec's avatar

"Ok, job's yours. Got a client waiting in stall #2 for a full-body rub-and-tug."

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

To be fair, he's not running for the Senate.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

But not that chick,even with someone else's dick.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Bra. Vo....er, Bra. Va...... ummm, Bra. Void.

ken_kukec's avatar

She ever goes up against Harry Reid again, she'll get beat like Frank Vincent in a Marty Scorsese movie.

Morris couldn't pick his own nose with a suction tube.

Jonny On Maui's avatar

"You'll NEVER guess where it's been..."

ken_kukec's avatar

If Angle gives it up on the side to two fellow legislators, does that make both the triangles she's created congruent?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It depends on how far they got in the Kama Sutra or the Joy of Sex. It could be an equilateral triangle.

Jonny On Maui's avatar

The photo has March 9 2008 (I think) in it. Based on the look of the area and the chair, I'm guessing some sort of trainer set up? Drone jockey? There's a joystick and ball controller. Anybody with time at flight controls have anything to add?

Warpde's avatar

When/if the Canadian dollar gets to par I'll buy the hardcover, for shits and giggles,and donate it to this guy, guy so he can have a good laugh.http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3...P.S. NO, you can't have him.

ken_kukec's avatar

I knew that "Madge" was a xenophobe!

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Is "Joe Heck" Christian speak for Joe Hell?

Al F's avatar

Wonkette should dedicate the whole website only to Trump. Donald is the biggest problem with have right now. Everything else is distraction.