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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Is there going to be gravlax? I hate gravlax.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I apologize for this in advance....

The new angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie

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ken_kukec's avatar

"Ok, job's yours. Got a client waiting in stall #2 for a full-body rub-and-tug."

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

To be fair, he's not running for the Senate.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

But not that chick,even with someone else's dick.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Bra. Vo....er, Bra. Va...... ummm, Bra. Void.

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ken_kukec's avatar

She ever goes up against Harry Reid again, she'll get beat like Frank Vincent in a Marty Scorsese movie.

Morris couldn't pick his own nose with a suction tube.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

"You'll NEVER guess where it's been..."

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ken_kukec's avatar

If Angle gives it up on the side to two fellow legislators, does that make both the triangles she's created congruent?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It depends on how far they got in the Kama Sutra or the Joy of Sex. It could be an equilateral triangle.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

The photo has March 9 2008 (I think) in it. Based on the look of the area and the chair, I'm guessing some sort of trainer set up? Drone jockey? There's a joystick and ball controller. Anybody with time at flight controls have anything to add?

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Warpde's avatar

When/if the Canadian dollar gets to par I'll buy the hardcover, for shits and giggles,and donate it to this guy, guy so he can have a good laugh.http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3...P.S. NO, you can't have him.

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ken_kukec's avatar

I knew that "Madge" was a xenophobe!

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Is "Joe Heck" Christian speak for Joe Hell?

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Al F's avatar

Wonkette should dedicate the whole website only to Trump. Donald is the biggest problem with have right now. Everything else is distraction.

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