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Plucky Purcell's avatar

Galloping Gerty!

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Batgirl Brenda Jane's avatar

Watched the first couple seasons - it was interesting to see how every year, the women's team won consistently over the men's team (they always had to redo the teams after about 4 challenges or so, as the men's team had lost half their members)

Even then, I had to laugh at how he always introduced whatever company was sponsoring the challenge as "the best, biggest, most wonderful" etc - practically the same words for every company. It was telling even then (but more funny, less fatal to the country)

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Ian's avatar

I don't have a problem with him fleecing private citizens dumb enough to hand over their SSI checks to the Orange Menace. Frankly, I prefer it. Every dollar going into Trump's pocket from gullible rubes is one more dollar that isn't being spent on adverts.

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randomhookup's avatar

His business, meanwhile, has continued to charge the campaign for things like food, lodging and rent.

They have to charge for things like this or it would be considered a campaign contribution.

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Stroke1's avatar

(shrugs)

Trump stealing from his own donors? Why do we have a problem with that?

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randomhookup's avatar

Regardless of the outcome of the election in November, he will almost immediately declare himself a candidate for the Presidency again. Even if he can't have a 3rd term under the Constitution currently.

He's too addicted to the free cash that he can spend at his businesses or pay to his daughters-in-law.

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Stroke1's avatar

Veronica Sawyer: Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?

Heather Duke: Because I can be.

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randomhookup's avatar

The beauty (for him) is that he can declare his candidacy again and keep declaring until people stop giving him money.

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

Right? At this point it's caveat emptor.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

He always seems to have been in the smash and grab stage.

He now seems to be in the smash and grab and steal the jewelry and then steal the smashed display cases and don't forget to rip out the copper piping stage.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

After the piece ran, we're told, an anonymous RNC official sent a statement saying that people just like Donald Trump's properties a lot, that's all

these classless, soulless shits may not even be lying about that.

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

Somebody should lock up the silver and bolt the furniture to the floor.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Just wait until we start looking into the Goya beans kickbacks.

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Robert Wesley Fales's avatar

I'd give $1000 to piss off the bridge that these fuckers are living under.

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Blue Cat's avatar

I'm gonna bet that all the grift$s magically disappear from the bottom line come tax time. Can't be devalued like real estate.

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