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I thought that said "Arthur Schlesinger Jr." for a second and got excited he was back from the dead and here to tell us about what JFK's been up to for the last 18 Thousand Days.

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In his defense, the wall probably had it coming.

Yeesh, the more they talk the more Abramson's lawyers are adding to the settlement offer.

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#YesAllWomen

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The wall still loves him, understands that he's been under a lot of stress, knows that it was partly its fault, would never press charges, and just wants him back

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But how will you be able to select the right throw-pillow fabric for your Hamptons beach house now?

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Just another hole in the wall.

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Apparently, they don't even know how to hire a drywall guy.

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Because paying your female employee at least as much as you pay her subordinate(who apparently owns a penis), is not at all a good reason for an employee to hire an attorney. Nope, not at all. Lily Ledbetter says "hi", by the way.

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"Most ofter you'll be taking your sad knuckles home for some serious icing."

Or to the ER for x-rays.

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