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Too bad the Hispanics didn't have better immigration policies in 1492.

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And the days go by ...

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Oh, I hope they do adjust the polls. I want to see the look on the foxbot faces when their limited math skills again strike them dumb (OK, dumber) on election night.

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My best beloved has just asked if that asterisk was a chocolate asterisk

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Columba is only there to fill the truck with items to smuggle. Does Noel have her own pharmacy now? Surely Prescott is repairing lawns while Jebbie Jr. trolls parking lots for babes...

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While I will never vote for ¡Jeb!, and this video is pandering so hard it shits bamboo, this ad made me happy just as a cultural artifact. BOOM, mainstream career Republican taking a ballsy stance for tolerance and respect, even just by *pandering to Latino/ Chicano voters*. Same thing with his daughter: his and Columba's message (that I've heard) about her has been consistently one of compassion for not only her, but all addicts. This is tremendously refreshing, and has secured his Pyrrhic throne as My Favorite Bush (other than Kate Bush and my wife's...) I can't help but feel like he might have a soul - no wonder he fails so hard at Being a Bush.

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Maybe a serape too.

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Ay yi yi yi...

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Donald Trump says he is surging among women because he is YOOGE and ladies swoon over his 'virility'....Jeb! loses again.

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Solamente chi chis.

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DoJ.

Nevermind, already been done.

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Need a laugh, eh?

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I wish we had some Democratic debates. There had been 11 by this time in 2007.

But little Debbie Snackcakes is trying to turn this primary into a Hillary coronation. As with most things DWS does, it is counterproductive.

http://www.salon.com/2015/0...~

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They made teenaged whoopie while Jeb was on school trips to Mexico?

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Schmannitty! approves.

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