ATF Launches Brilliant New Anti-Gun Campaign!
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America's favorite buzzkills -- the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives -- have launched a new advertising campaign in public schools in Tennessee that is sure to stop HOPPED-UP DRUG GUN BUNNIES from shooting their frienemies. The slogan for a series of posters reads, "Be Cool... Don't Let Guns Rule." Now all of Tennessee's public school students are smoking cigarettes, which remains a vital ingredient of Being Cool. [ CNS News ]