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DahBoner's avatar

Dick Hertz?

I swear, I don't know this guy!If anyone knows, can someone tell me who's Dick Hertz???

DahBoner's avatar

No. That only proves he's just as powerful as God!!!!!1!¹!

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Naco is a Mexican word for "redneck", LOLhttp://media.giphy.com/medi...

default's avatar

It is my sincerely held religious belief you should send me all of your money. This is not fake. You will be rewarded with special financial insight.

Arken's avatar

Doug Stanhope lives in Bisbee. I'd love to see him confront this guy.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Only for snake-handlers.

Esther Clark's avatar

omg, i'm not quite sure that guy didn't have a real death experience instead of near death. he seems sort of dead to me.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

I just read charlatan Adam Miller's (sue me! I dare ya!) complaint, and he and his lawyer use Stephanie's former name, Joel, as respondent. Let's light up Stephanie's GFM page with $$$, so she can hire the kind of lawyer that charlatan Adam Miller deserves - combative and ornery as a badger, with glowing red eyes.

H0mer0's avatar

and elevators...a couple of them...

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or find Mike Hunt?

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l-----------------------(let myself out....)

H0mer0's avatar

mine chose boners over hair (propecia can cause erectile dysfunction.)

H0mer0's avatar

thanks fur not bashing your friendly wonketteer allopathic practitioner (this time) :P

Ulricii's avatar

Well there goes 14.02 minutes of my life that I'll never get back again. Two thoughts: 1) I'd love to have a supply of whatever "product" he ingested/inhaled prior to shooting his six minutes. 2) WHO is the piano genius playing throughout his performance? Whatta master! I suppose even the original video editors had to figure out a way to jazz up his sales pitch to infotainment level

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Didn't I read somewhere that the Comte de Saint-Germain was a vampire? This guy is allowing the spirit of a vampire into his suckers, er, I mean patients.