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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Also,Idle Grannies not infrequently carry canes that might not be medically necessary and come in very handy for other things.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Someone link to the obligatory Monty Python skit please. oops didn't read far enough. Thank you Tommeh1734 !

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malsperanza's avatar

“You have appropriated our intellectual properties because you have none.”

This? This right here? Is a pure and perfect sentence and a thing of great beauty. Rarely have I seen a pun wielded with such razor-fine dexterity.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

That is very cool ! A cane is much classier than Carry Nation's axe.

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PubOption's avatar

Craig Paul Cobb will change his name to Craig Paul Bear, that way he can shit in the woods without any problem.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Cue Der Untergang mash up.

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Shypixel's avatar

Hey, it's that guy that you are!

We like you here, ever since you bravely stormed the beaches of Umbrellagate.

Keep being awesome.

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Shypixel's avatar

I believe he is referred to as 'Yellow-Hair' 'round those parts.

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Shypixel's avatar

You know who else had a habit of posing for pictures with Nazi flags?

That's right, the Nazis.

Clearly these Grandmas are just like Hitler.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“captured and burned” a Nazi flag</i>

Sweet Sioux.

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Shypixel's avatar

A little OT, and a lot Culturally Insensitive:

I worked for a short time as a ticket agent for Greyhound, and once helped a nice lady find her missing bags.

Her surname? Smiles-by-day-steals-by-night. Not shitting you.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Okay, now I know who I'm picking for my capture-the-flag team.

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