"Attend Big Fiesta For Immigrants and Homosexuals" Sadly Absent From Poll Options

Via The Hill , complete and utter   lunatic Vernon Robinson, running for Congress out in North Carolina, has allowed the knuckle-dragging readers of some blog to pick his schedule today with an online poll. 

We already missed the chance to let him sleep in and lose the important vote of some graveyard shift deputy at the Sherrif's office, but there's still time to get him to skip lunch and spend dinner at the DMV. So hop to, guys.

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