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Experts in Public Relations Disaster Management are faxing their resumes to the Motel Six national office even as we type.

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Randy Gaylord Boehning. Nah, too ridiculous. Nobody would buy it.

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Rated five stars by the Palins and the Duggars.

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I feel safer already.

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My local courthouse has a monument that pays tribute to an Officer Mike Hunt. Killed by a hot dog thrown down a hallway, so I hear.

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Does Motel 6 also give police the names of the politicians who were doing the buttsechs with their pool boys in the rooms?

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Maybe.... I have had to stay in a number of Motel 6's because they are often the only place in town that allows dogs.

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Interesting job creation scheme...

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Ha! I actually saw one of those once. Albuquerque i think

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Oh fine.

Trixie Thunderpussy.

BOOM.

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Hey wait a second, I thought Wonkette FIRED Snipy because she's gay to get in on all the wingnut gofundme griftin' time cash? This here column proves that you're all lying liars who tell all the lies and walk around with your pants always on fire, especially you Dok Zoom! Now Jesus is really mad and there won't be any sweet wingnut cake grift for you, I say good day!

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Isn't that the motel with the crashed almost-lifesize 747 right across the street? Up the hill from the clock tower?

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If I had any shares of Motel Sux, I'd be on the horn to my broker toot sweet, nodameen?

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I would use the alias "Kirby Delauter", however the REAL Kirby Delauter would probably take offense if I started using "Kirby Delauter" as my alias when checking into a Motel 666.

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Shay Kerbuttie...

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Why the Warwick PD getting' all cozy with their buddies in Seekonk ? - they're cutting out their counterparts in Cranston, Providence and East Providence. Also too, after you get settled in at the Warwick Motel 6 why not stop over to the Station nightclub for a good time.

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