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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Wouldn't a reception at Chick-Fil-A be WAY better?

chascates's avatar

This should be immortalized on a shirt with picture of the nuptials and a tasteful Wonkette advertisement.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Maryland <i>is</i> in the disputed territory between Ihopistan and Wafflehousolina, so maybe Wonkette should make it the couple's choice.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

They should have to prove they're gay. That should be one of the rules.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

So much for the sanctity of IHOP . . .

malsperanza's avatar

As of today, it turns out that gay marriage is a gateway to becoming French. So we are of course opposed to it.