Updated below. We have a contest on our hands, people! There are no rules but the prize is getting married. Since Maryland voters got all hopped up on equality and passed Question 6, Your Wonkette has decided to get in on the gay marriage game, because we Care About The Community and it sounds way fun. If you are a gay couple who wishes to get married and you need an officiant, Wonkette will provide you, free of charge, a genuine ordained reverend in the Universal Life Church. (It is
Maryland <i>is</i> in the disputed territory between Ihopistan and Wafflehousolina, so maybe Wonkette should make it the couple&#039;s choice.
Wouldn&#039;t a reception at Chick-Fil-A be WAY better?
That sounded dirty.
This should be immortalized on a shirt with picture of the nuptials and a tasteful Wonkette advertisement.
and OHJB too!
i wish i were gay.
Maryland <i>is</i> in the disputed territory between Ihopistan and Wafflehousolina, so maybe Wonkette should make it the couple&#039;s choice.
They should have to prove they&#039;re gay. That should be one of the rules.
So much for the sanctity of IHOP . . .
As of today, it turns out that gay marriage is a gateway to becoming French. So we are of course opposed to it.