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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Did the editrix get this letter from subscribing to a list for homeschoolers or for mommybloggers?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

only if she puts out...

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bobbert's avatar

I hope Crooked Still comes back off hiatus as a group, but I'm starting to doubt it.

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bobbert's avatar

Marvin Hoemosexualring?

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bobbert's avatar

Just send them to Germany.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or Downtown Abby

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If Karyn prevails, this is pretty much resolves that pesky illegal immigration problem. Everyone who's here w/out papers just has to say "I'm here to homeschool ... " (points to a nearby kid) " ... that one!".

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bobbert's avatar

Well, first you get your putz out ....

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

And you turn yourself around That's what it's all about...

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bobbert's avatar

Actually, not so much "citations". Maybe you get those if you pay for the speech.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"According to Rohrer, there is clear Biblical authority for the right of parents to educate children."</i>

Dangerous religious fuckwits keep insisting that the bibble is legal authority, oblivious to the fact that this insistence is precisely what makes them dangerous fuckwits.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

People like that should only be allowed to vote in Germany. Because what could possibly go wrong?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Not homeschoolees, obviously, since they don't qualify for <em>re-</em>education camps. Deprogramming, maybe...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Awww, how nice. Someone actually took the time to write you a nice letter. In this day and age of the interweb and electronic communication, about the only time I hear from folks is when they drunken butt tweet me...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

HE IS YOU OBAMABTARD'S MESSIAHHHH!!1!!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"full house of socialism"

I always suspected that Mary-Kate and Ashley were commie plants...

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