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Men plunder in the land down under? Where's that Veggimite sandwich?

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Sorry - I should know enough to read all the comments first.

You may call "Jinx" at your leisure.

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Don't forget the Australians brought us their particularly rancid brand of tabloid journalism - the grandfather, if not the actual bastard Lord procreator, of the FoxPAC we must put up with today.

It all goes back to Steve Dunleavy and "Inside Edition" and it still stinks like a month-old mussel tossed on the dock and left in the hot December sun.

PS: Tilda Swinton was bitchin' in "Michael Clayton." Sometimes I think I'm the only person on earth who liked that movie.

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With all the references to when he said this or that and the sceptre (or mace or something) sitting on the table between them and always the "leader of the opposition". Yes, well done.

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i love 'michael clayton' (clooney at the end is outstanding - just a perfect piece of film acting).

and tilda swinton rocks most everything she's in.

though she's a tad weird.

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and abbott (richard from downton abbey) sounds like he's a pretty big asshole no?

yeah, i'd love to hear 15 minutes of this kind of attack on romney.

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wait! i thought they had hobbits there!

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You know what was awesome? Watching that smug prick slowly deflate into himself. I was kinda hoping, however, that he would pull a knife on her and then she would pull out her knife and say, "...that's not a knife, mate..."

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These are the worst Penthouse writings ever.

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It is interesting to see a house of representatives where the members show up and sit in the chamber on a regular basis.

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Don't come the raw prawn with me mate, just chuck a coupla shrimp on the barbie, crack open a stubby and lay back. No wussas!

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As long as you weren't all about the conspiracy theory.

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Being as redneck down under is it's a brilliant thing to hear a sheila stand up and cut the nads off some punter in such a public way. Fifteen minutes of bitch slapping. Wowzers.

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