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When you go to commit a crime there are 100's of ways to screw it up and if you can think of ten of them you're a genius, and you ain't no genius if you want to commit a crime in the first place (Paraphrased movie line)

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This is why I also don't bumper sticker. Or is that 'I don't sticker bumper'. And also, this is the same group that we are expected to believe they would not admit, for the 2016 exit polls, that they voted for Trump because they were too skeered to say so. Ri-i-i-i-ght.

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Their thoughts and prayers go out to him.

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I don't think Trump can look far enough ahead to care about bomb guy telling up his motives. Trump is just bloodthirsty.

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The Burning Man festival.

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Anyone want to bet he has a MAGA hat at home?

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Bollocks to that. The fucking Iraqi insurgency managed to kill thousands of US soldiers with IED - Improvised Explosive Devices (aka bombs). Unless they have a mandatory education level for that how did those browns manage it?

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And there is an Amway connection as well. https://www.inquisitr.com/4...

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And every Easter the Christians stop complaining about how fantastic the death penalty is and start fetishing ONE specific incident of state execution. Something about the power of universal love, then back to wondering why they can't have convicts fight to the death on pay to play and BALANCE THE STUPID FUCKING BUDGET! https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Is that a MAGA hat the bomber is wearing?

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Are you sure they're white? I heard they were bicyclists, in which case they likely were hippie liberals.

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I once got an 'also ran' prize in the "You're SO Nashville if..." contest with my entry"If you wish all those new people moving here complaining how it's not as urbane as California would get better at their jobs so they can move back there".

The winner was "You think our Parthenon is better because that other one fell down". I agree it was the best.

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And true. Oh, so true!

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Well he's not a terrorist because, dollars to donuts, he was a Christian. It's hilarious to think of the hue and cry if he was a Muslim, one can almost detect a slight bias.

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A case for profiling!!

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I was drunk one weekend when on Saturday I posted my home address and invited any Wonkers to a Sunday BBQ. Which was fine, but I also posted pics of my pot plants many times, and I thought, hey, seems like a good way to get the house broken into again. So, I set it to private because I didn't want to scroll through my history to sanitize the damn thing.

Sold that house. Now I'm public.

And it was a great BBQ, lots of friends, but no one from Wonkette showed up. Fucking ingrates, can't but help love you fuckers.

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