Go boil your bottom, son of a silly person. Those brilliant pro-gun activists in Texas held their much-publicized "mock mass shooting" Saturday near the University of Texas campus in Austin, exactly as planned. Except, in a surprise twist, they didn't show up
I remember the edited for television version (Yes, this was actually on TV!) had horse noises dubbed over the farting...I laughed so hard I shit myself!
Now wait. You mean you've never gotten into tedious discussions on the fine distinctions between an "SBD" and a "Squeaker"? "Thunderpants" vs. "Motorboat'?
We Austinites are partial to butt-related counter-protests. About 20 years ago, the Klan bussed a couple dozen marchers into town for a rally. They were met by hundreds of Austinites, who proceeded to moon them as they solemnly (!?) marched toward the Capitol. Just 'cause I like y'all, here's the Molly Ivins column describing it.
Campus carry, not open carry (separate bills), was August. Horrifyingly, it was on the anniversary of the Whitman tower shootings. Also, too, high five from a fellow UT history grad.
Ah- you're right! I didn't pay attention to the distinction. Mostly because I'm trying to pretend neither is actually happening, and I'm a gun owner. :\
I got better...
The red gets everywhere...
I remember the edited for television version (Yes, this was actually on TV!) had horse noises dubbed over the farting...I laughed so hard I shit myself!
Now wait. You mean you've never gotten into tedious discussions on the fine distinctions between an "SBD" and a "Squeaker"? "Thunderpants" vs. "Motorboat'?
http://www.amazon.com/Realt...
We Austinites are partial to butt-related counter-protests. About 20 years ago, the Klan bussed a couple dozen marchers into town for a rally. They were met by hundreds of Austinites, who proceeded to moon them as they solemnly (!?) marched toward the Capitol. Just 'cause I like y'all, here's the Molly Ivins column describing it.
www.motherjones.com/politic...
Which brings up the rather interesting prospect of Fart Entanglement.
How the Hell do you sharpen those things, anyway?
Campus carry, not open carry (separate bills), was August. Horrifyingly, it was on the anniversary of the Whitman tower shootings. Also, too, high five from a fellow UT history grad.
Ah- you're right! I didn't pay attention to the distinction. Mostly because I'm trying to pretend neither is actually happening, and I'm a gun owner. :\
Awesome!
Sorry, I really can't get behind this movement.
Speech should be countered by more speech, as they say (in the Shire?)
This is why it makes sense to counter Obnoxious Assholes with Farts.
The only way to stop a bad guy with a blue flame is a good guy with a blue flame.
does that make cat farts a weapon of mass destruction?
Faith in humanity restored.