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451 Byrnes's avatar

The red gets everywhere...

451 Byrnes's avatar

I remember the edited for television version (Yes, this was actually on TV!) had horse noises dubbed over the farting...I laughed so hard I shit myself!

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Now wait. You mean you've never gotten into tedious discussions on the fine distinctions between an "SBD" and a "Squeaker"? "Thunderpants" vs. "Motorboat'?

dave in texas's avatar

We Austinites are partial to butt-related counter-protests. About 20 years ago, the Klan bussed a couple dozen marchers into town for a rally. They were met by hundreds of Austinites, who proceeded to moon them as they solemnly (!?) marched toward the Capitol. Just 'cause I like y'all, here's the Molly Ivins column describing it.

www.motherjones.com/politic...

Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

Which brings up the rather interesting prospect of Fart Entanglement.

Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

How the Hell do you sharpen those things, anyway?

dave in texas's avatar

Campus carry, not open carry (separate bills), was August. Horrifyingly, it was on the anniversary of the Whitman tower shootings. Also, too, high five from a fellow UT history grad.

Jenny's avatar

Ah- you're right! I didn't pay attention to the distinction. Mostly because I'm trying to pretend neither is actually happening, and I'm a gun owner. :\

President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Sorry, I really can't get behind this movement.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Speech should be countered by more speech, as they say (in the Shire?)

This is why it makes sense to counter Obnoxious Assholes with Farts.

Thurman Munster IV's avatar

The only way to stop a bad guy with a blue flame is a good guy with a blue flame.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

does that make cat farts a weapon of mass destruction?

BetsyBleedingheart's avatar

Faith in humanity restored.