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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

aren't you all supposed to be drinking heavily?

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bobbert's avatar

Remember, it was a vegemite sandwich.

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bobbert's avatar

Or, it could be a case of "teen age stupid".

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bobbert's avatar

Oh,damn.

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bobbert's avatar

Apparently not. Well, even smarties are inconvenient for live-text.

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, that's wonderful. I do hope no one was seriously hurt.

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bobbert's avatar

You started posting pony pics ironically? Right. Pull the other ones, they've got bells on.

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bobbert's avatar

Yay.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, it's not the <i>only</i> stuff that would do that, but yeah.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

what do you expect from Forbes? With the exception of Rick Ungar, most of them are good for nothing besides wanking off at 30,000 feet. This is nothing more than a dressed up version of "See? They're not poor, they have a refrigerator" It's apples and oranges, what we are <strike> whining about </strike> debating is the level of poverty here NOW compared to earlier generations, not the standard of living compared to some third world country. Are we supposed to wait until our poor are literally living in mud huts before we give a shit about them?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Is it just me, or is Judith Ireland a cutie?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The TSA can take naked pictures of me and grope me but I will not stand for them searching my sandwich!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Tornado hunting" as imagined by some marketing doofus, vs. what happens when you actually catch one . . . in a stock vehicle whose "preparation" for the stunt consists of a paint job.

More stupidity than irony.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I guess I won't be needing that blanket after all...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

As convenient shorthand for "barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen", I find it very convenient. It ain't actually meant to be funny, btw - it's supposed to be ironic, with only the mild humor that normally attaches to irony.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Thrown by a gassy troll?

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