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And Kanye West saying that mean thing?

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You need to drink more, clearly.

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like a bain executive hiding his tax returns.

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To be fair, she is trying really hard to raise her approval rating -- among those who actually get to vote.

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<i>The Audacity of Hate</i>

Someone ought to write a book.

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It's like they forgot the actual word, innit?

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"voter ID is a solution looking for a problem that doesn't exist."

Oh, it's a solution for a "problem", all right ... just not a problem the Repukes are willing to admit to in public.

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Excellent work, Monsieur.

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My advice: stock up now, just in case. You wouldn't want to wait until your hour of need and discover similarly-minded watchers had already cleared the shelves.

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Like a male conservative at a cub scout rally

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Which one's Hook, and which Crook, and where's Smee?

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That's why they needed Paul Ryan. He could pull in the millions of horny white bigots that Pawlenty couldnt' attract.

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You just need to get drunk enough that you can't tell whether your nausea is from the booze or the bastards.

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I was working up something about conventioneers and rent boys, but Doc Zoom has inspired me to take the high road. Too, also.

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I know watermelons. Watermelons are good friends of mine. And you, Alan Clemmons, are no watermelon.

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There didn't seem to be any doubt in their minds. It's like waving a can of Hobo Beans in front of a starving mob.

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