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Chris Grrr's avatar

And Kanye West saying that mean thing?

SullivanSt's avatar

You need to drink more, clearly.

fuflans's avatar

like a bain executive hiding his tax returns.

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To be fair, she is trying really hard to raise her approval rating -- among those who actually get to vote.

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"voter ID is a solution looking for a problem that doesn't exist."

Oh, it's a solution for a "problem", all right ... just not a problem the Repukes are willing to admit to in public.

bobbert's avatar

Excellent work, Monsieur.

SullivanSt's avatar

My advice: stock up now, just in case. You wouldn't want to wait until your hour of need and discover similarly-minded watchers had already cleared the shelves.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Like a male conservative at a cub scout rally

SullivanSt's avatar

Which one's Hook, and which Crook, and where's Smee?

Joshua Norton's avatar

That's why they needed Paul Ryan. He could pull in the millions of horny white bigots that Pawlenty couldnt' attract.

SullivanSt's avatar

You just need to get drunk enough that you can't tell whether your nausea is from the booze or the bastards.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I was working up something about conventioneers and rent boys, but Doc Zoom has inspired me to take the high road. Too, also.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I know watermelons. Watermelons are good friends of mine. And you, Alan Clemmons, are no watermelon.

Chris Grrr's avatar

There didn't seem to be any doubt in their minds. It's like waving a can of Hobo Beans in front of a starving mob.