The trucks used to have both. I always defaulted to "dodge" 'cuz alphabetical and now I have to make myself not "ram" them. No matter how much I'd like to.
"The plant in Michigan manufactures the company’s popular RAM 1500 pickup trucks, which we just learned this morning haven’t been “Dodge”-branded pickups since 2009, after the Fiat merger. I bet I’m not the only one, huh?"
Am I the only one who thinks the RAM logo looks like a uterus?
Stellantis is the mashup of “Chrysler-Fiat-Opel-Peugeot-Citroën-Vauxhall”
Considering the performance of those brands, their former executives should have gotten six months pay, accrued vacation, and their pick of any last-year’s model car sitting in inventory. No extra charge for the undercoat.
The once proud Chrysler brand, with the demise of the Chrysler 300, is now down to one model, the Pacifica van. They announced an upcoming electric sedan to be call the Airflow, but promptly turned around and killed it stillborn.
OT: I am in my own house, my hair and beard are trimmed, I’ve showered and had some breakfast and coffee. I thank all of you in this wonderful virtual community (“vile snark mob”) who have sent words of support and encouragement over the past couple of weeks. Your tots and pears were very helpful.
The trucks used to have both. I always defaulted to "dodge" 'cuz alphabetical and now I have to make myself not "ram" them. No matter how much I'd like to.
Solidarity forever, from this Union Maid.
Good on the Dropkick Murphys!
I remember the Fiat Chrysler mash up, but totally missed the rebranding disaster that is Stellantis. Did they call up Elon for rebranding advice?
"The plant in Michigan manufactures the company’s popular RAM 1500 pickup trucks, which we just learned this morning haven’t been “Dodge”-branded pickups since 2009, after the Fiat merger. I bet I’m not the only one, huh?"
Am I the only one who thinks the RAM logo looks like a uterus?
Kia clearly says KI in Cyrillic.
Do you think Scrooge McDuck pees in that pool of gold coins, and could anyone tell if he did?
Scrooge McDuck has a weird corkscrew penis, and he doesn't wear pants.
That falls off after the mating season.
When do we just get bored of the injustice & overthrow the bourgeoise? It could be the French revolution with fewer decapitations.
Also, you mislabeled Meet the Press - sure it is still “Those Fucking Useless Shits”, but you forgot the new quantifier of "100% Chuck Todd Free! "
Why fewer?
They kinda ate their own at the end. We should probably stop before that happens.
Until they increase SNAP benefits I say eat them all.
And here I thought Stellantis was the new pill to cure issues of "stollen elections"
Stellantis is the mashup of “Chrysler-Fiat-Opel-Peugeot-Citroën-Vauxhall”
Considering the performance of those brands, their former executives should have gotten six months pay, accrued vacation, and their pick of any last-year’s model car sitting in inventory. No extra charge for the undercoat.
CEO failure means BONUSES!!!
Wait. Opel is still around? I'm guessing not in the states.
The once proud Chrysler brand, with the demise of the Chrysler 300, is now down to one model, the Pacifica van. They announced an upcoming electric sedan to be call the Airflow, but promptly turned around and killed it stillborn.
Time to call it all “DeSoto”, and use an AI-generated Groucho Marx as pitchman
And the car color has to be "baby shit brown"
Also known as "Caca Dauphin" (look it up).
WHAR Deux Chevaux Hemicuda?
I see Russia is sending women to fight on the front lines in Urkraine!
It's hard to say which side they'll be in more danger from.
I think it is true but too brutal to like.
A bit late, but your morning bun sez Emmer's chances of winning the Speaker's Orifice in the next 15 votes are very slim.
https://substack.com/profile/76665937-weejee/note/c-42412712?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=19n7td
curious isn't it that this is not receiving any coverage on the cables...
Can't George Santos ride in and save the day?
Why yes. He'll be the next speaker of the house.
He did negotiate the United Nations charter
And the Louisiana Purchase
And serving as CFO of the Ford Foundation, The United Nations, and The League of Women Voters.
A-HAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahaha
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New: Emmer is somewhere bt 20-30 votes short if what he needs to be speaker, per GOP members leaving the meeting.
— Lisa Desjardins (@LisaDNews) October 24, 2023
The shit show proceeds apace.
They’ll put that fire out and land that zeppelin any moment now, just you wait!
Stellantis offer way down, below the ocean.
OT: I am in my own house, my hair and beard are trimmed, I’ve showered and had some breakfast and coffee. I thank all of you in this wonderful virtual community (“vile snark mob”) who have sent words of support and encouragement over the past couple of weeks. Your tots and pears were very helpful.
Such a relief!
It is good to know that you’re home safe.
Hooray! Let the wild rumpus start
Glad to hear it!
We are all glad to have you home, friend.
Mechaye!
I give you this laurel…and hearty handshake!
Welcome back, werewolf!
S'cuse me; my eyes appear to have sprung a leak.
You have NO idea how glad I am that you are at home with the people who love you, cousin.
Glad to hear you are home and safe!
And a tuber fruit, also to you.
Now gets some rest and decompress! Glad you're finally back.
Good to hear. :)
Glad you made it back safe and sound.
YAY! Welcome home Werewolf!