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The trucks used to have both. I always defaulted to "dodge" 'cuz alphabetical and now I have to make myself not "ram" them. No matter how much I'd like to.

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Solidarity forever, from this Union Maid.

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Good on the Dropkick Murphys!

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I remember the Fiat Chrysler mash up, but totally missed the rebranding disaster that is Stellantis. Did they call up Elon for rebranding advice?

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"The plant in Michigan manufactures the company’s popular RAM 1500 pickup trucks, which we just learned this morning haven’t been “Dodge”-branded pickups since 2009, after the Fiat merger. I bet I’m not the only one, huh?"

Am I the only one who thinks the RAM logo looks like a uterus?

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Do you think Scrooge McDuck pees in that pool of gold coins, and could anyone tell if he did?

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When do we just get bored of the injustice & overthrow the bourgeoise? It could be the French revolution with fewer decapitations.

Also, you mislabeled Meet the Press - sure it is still “Those Fucking Useless Shits”, but you forgot the new quantifier of "100% Chuck Todd Free! "

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And here I thought Stellantis was the new pill to cure issues of "stollen elections"

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Stellantis is the mashup of “Chrysler-Fiat-Opel-Peugeot-Citroën-Vauxhall”

Considering the performance of those brands, their former executives should have gotten six months pay, accrued vacation, and their pick of any last-year’s model car sitting in inventory. No extra charge for the undercoat.

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I see Russia is sending women to fight on the front lines in Urkraine!

It's hard to say which side they'll be in more danger from.

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A bit late, but your morning bun sez Emmer's chances of winning the Speaker's Orifice in the next 15 votes are very slim.

https://substack.com/profile/76665937-weejee/note/c-42412712?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=19n7td

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curious isn't it that this is not receiving any coverage on the cables...

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Can't George Santos ride in and save the day?

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A-HAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahaha

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New: Emmer is somewhere bt 20-30 votes short if what he needs to be speaker, per GOP members leaving the meeting.

— Lisa Desjardins (@LisaDNews) October 24, 2023

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Stellantis offer way down, below the ocean.

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OT: I am in my own house, my hair and beard are trimmed, I’ve showered and had some breakfast and coffee. I thank all of you in this wonderful virtual community (“vile snark mob”) who have sent words of support and encouragement over the past couple of weeks. Your tots and pears were very helpful.

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