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Uncle Andy's avatar

The trucks used to have both. I always defaulted to "dodge" 'cuz alphabetical and now I have to make myself not "ram" them. No matter how much I'd like to.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Solidarity forever, from this Union Maid.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

Good on the Dropkick Murphys!

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Vincent's avatar

I remember the Fiat Chrysler mash up, but totally missed the rebranding disaster that is Stellantis. Did they call up Elon for rebranding advice?

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Idiot Lite's avatar

"The plant in Michigan manufactures the company’s popular RAM 1500 pickup trucks, which we just learned this morning haven’t been “Dodge”-branded pickups since 2009, after the Fiat merger. I bet I’m not the only one, huh?"

Am I the only one who thinks the RAM logo looks like a uterus?

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Kia clearly says KI in Cyrillic.

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3FingerPete's avatar

Do you think Scrooge McDuck pees in that pool of gold coins, and could anyone tell if he did?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Scrooge McDuck has a weird corkscrew penis, and he doesn't wear pants.

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Regret's avatar

That falls off after the mating season.

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Amanda Mitchell's avatar

When do we just get bored of the injustice & overthrow the bourgeoise? It could be the French revolution with fewer decapitations.

Also, you mislabeled Meet the Press - sure it is still “Those Fucking Useless Shits”, but you forgot the new quantifier of "100% Chuck Todd Free! "

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Bored nuke's avatar

Why fewer?

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Ella Hyland's avatar

They kinda ate their own at the end. We should probably stop before that happens.

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Zap's avatar

Until they increase SNAP benefits I say eat them all.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

And here I thought Stellantis was the new pill to cure issues of "stollen elections"

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Georgiaburning's avatar

Stellantis is the mashup of “Chrysler-Fiat-Opel-Peugeot-Citroën-Vauxhall”

Considering the performance of those brands, their former executives should have gotten six months pay, accrued vacation, and their pick of any last-year’s model car sitting in inventory. No extra charge for the undercoat.

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Zap's avatar

CEO failure means BONUSES!!!

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LoCoJo's avatar

Wait. Opel is still around? I'm guessing not in the states.

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Menotsure's avatar

The once proud Chrysler brand, with the demise of the Chrysler 300, is now down to one model, the Pacifica van. They announced an upcoming electric sedan to be call the Airflow, but promptly turned around and killed it stillborn.

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Georgiaburning's avatar

Time to call it all “DeSoto”, and use an AI-generated Groucho Marx as pitchman

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

And the car color has to be "baby shit brown"

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Richard S's avatar

Also known as "Caca Dauphin" (look it up).

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weejee's avatar

WHAR Deux Chevaux Hemicuda?

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

I see Russia is sending women to fight on the front lines in Urkraine!

It's hard to say which side they'll be in more danger from.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

I think it is true but too brutal to like.

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weejee's avatar

A bit late, but your morning bun sez Emmer's chances of winning the Speaker's Orifice in the next 15 votes are very slim.

https://substack.com/profile/76665937-weejee/note/c-42412712?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=19n7td

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my comment's avatar

curious isn't it that this is not receiving any coverage on the cables...

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Can't George Santos ride in and save the day?

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Zap's avatar

Why yes. He'll be the next speaker of the house.

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Georgiaburning's avatar

He did negotiate the United Nations charter

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

And the Louisiana Purchase

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

And serving as CFO of the Ford Foundation, The United Nations, and The League of Women Voters.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

A-HAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahaha

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New: Emmer is somewhere bt 20-30 votes short if what he needs to be speaker, per GOP members leaving the meeting.

— Lisa Desjardins (@LisaDNews) October 24, 2023

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

The shit show proceeds apace.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

They’ll put that fire out and land that zeppelin any moment now, just you wait!

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Schmannity's avatar

Stellantis offer way down, below the ocean.

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Werewolf's avatar

OT: I am in my own house, my hair and beard are trimmed, I’ve showered and had some breakfast and coffee. I thank all of you in this wonderful virtual community (“vile snark mob”) who have sent words of support and encouragement over the past couple of weeks. Your tots and pears were very helpful.

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Such a relief!

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Maureen's avatar

It is good to know that you’re home safe.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Hooray! Let the wild rumpus start

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Glad to hear it!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

We are all glad to have you home, friend.

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Gerry Ochenta y Dos's avatar

Mechaye!

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Antifa Commander's avatar

I give you this laurel…and hearty handshake!

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Welcome back, werewolf!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

S'cuse me; my eyes appear to have sprung a leak.

You have NO idea how glad I am that you are at home with the people who love you, cousin.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Glad to hear you are home and safe!

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Schmannity's avatar

And a tuber fruit, also to you.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Now gets some rest and decompress! Glad you're finally back.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

Good to hear. :)

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nodak.   988 if you need help.'s avatar

Glad you made it back safe and sound.

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weejee's avatar

YAY! Welcome home Werewolf!

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