Youths is our future! And that's why the Republicans are chasing the elusive, nonexistent "youth vote" with a hot 'n sexy bunch of youngling candidates with an average age of, uh, 49.6 years old. Why can't Republicans do anything right, ever? Sure, sure, "to be fair" you are not necessarily old & decrepit at 50 years -- Barack Obama will turn 50 next year, and he looks better than 98.7% of Americans when they're 21. But this is because he's fit and handsome and has some self respect, not because of his age. The Republican "youth candidates," predictably, look like sleazy old used-car salesman from the 1980s. (This is called "The Reagan Mystique.")
Average Republican 'Young Gun' Candidate Is 50
Average Republican 'Young Gun' Candidate Is…
Average Republican 'Young Gun' Candidate Is 50
Youths is our future! And that's why the Republicans are chasing the elusive, nonexistent "youth vote" with a hot 'n sexy bunch of youngling candidates with an average age of, uh, 49.6 years old. Why can't Republicans do anything right, ever? Sure, sure, "to be fair" you are not necessarily old & decrepit at 50 years -- Barack Obama will turn 50 next year, and he looks better than 98.7% of Americans when they're 21. But this is because he's fit and handsome and has some self respect, not because of his age. The Republican "youth candidates," predictably, look like sleazy old used-car salesman from the 1980s. (This is called "The Reagan Mystique.")