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Testify sister! Some of my more distant in-laws rent their furniture, get all the cable channels and take out payday loans every week ... also give piles of steaming money to their "Church of Jesus Loves Repubicans" ... then wonder why they can't get out of debt. When my not so distant family explains to them How Money Works, their eyes glaze over like a donut then say "the Lord will take care of us".

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Crimes against jerb creators are real crimes, compared to crimes against greedy moochers.

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The payments to arrive or the payments to depart?

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I guess a lot depends on where you live, but I just can't see renting furniture.

Great used stuff (better quality than "new") is readily available dirt cheap.

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I skipped that messy Starter Marriage.

I just found a woman I couldn't stand and bought her a house.

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As I recall, one big sell was you could get the VA to pay the "tuition".

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Good thing your friend and his brother didn't NEED a low-yield tactical nuclear weapon.

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She's already practicing her New Hampsha accent.

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Today we are all blah blah blah...

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I don't know, she looks like she has a five-o'clock-shadow in the article from DaniloTifoso's post. <a href="http://www.ontopmag.com/art..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.ontopmag.com/article.aspx?id=13668&amp...">http://www.ontopmag.com/art...

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Did either campaign on a platform of cutting Porc?

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=YlJuokRS0C4" target="_blank">Woman or a Man</a>

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Not until we finish the kick out MS, TX, AL, FL, LA, and AZ petitions.

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Jesus wept.

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What, no "I'd hit that"?

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A female friend of mine wanted to be reincarnated as a gay man.

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