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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Testify sister! Some of my more distant in-laws rent their furniture, get all the cable channels and take out payday loans every week ... also give piles of steaming money to their "Church of Jesus Loves Repubicans" ... then wonder why they can't get out of debt. When my not so distant family explains to them How Money Works, their eyes glaze over like a donut then say "the Lord will take care of us".

Chris Grrr's avatar

Crimes against jerb creators are real crimes, compared to crimes against greedy moochers.

TundraGrifter's avatar

The payments to arrive or the payments to depart?

TundraGrifter's avatar

I guess a lot depends on where you live, but I just can't see renting furniture.

Great used stuff (better quality than "new") is readily available dirt cheap.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I skipped that messy Starter Marriage.

I just found a woman I couldn't stand and bought her a house.

bobbert's avatar

As I recall, one big sell was you could get the VA to pay the "tuition".

Lot_49's avatar

Good thing your friend and his brother didn't NEED a low-yield tactical nuclear weapon.

Lot_49's avatar

She's already practicing her New Hampsha accent.

Lot_49's avatar

Today we are all blah blah blah...

PubOption's avatar

I don't know, she looks like she has a five-o'clock-shadow in the article from DaniloTifoso's post. <a href="http://www.ontopmag.com/art..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.ontopmag.com/article.aspx?id=13668&amp...">http://www.ontopmag.com/art...

PubOption's avatar

Did either campaign on a platform of cutting Porc?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=YlJuokRS0C4" target="_blank">Woman or a Man</a>

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Not until we finish the kick out MS, TX, AL, FL, LA, and AZ petitions.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What, no "I'd hit that"?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A female friend of mine wanted to be reincarnated as a gay man.