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SpideySenser's avatar

The dude in that pic suspiciously looks kinda,sorta like Stephen Colbert ... Could this be an episode of the "Sport Report?"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Actually it sounds like the asshole's batting average is way better than that.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

First he used his slider, then his spitter, but now he'll have nothing to throw but change-ups for awhile.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Bonbon libul!11!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

someone was pinch hitting on his wife?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So what I'm gathering out of this is that Cubs players should plan on conceiving their kidlins in October (since they won't be otherwise occupied with that pesky World Series) so that those babbies are born in June, when it won't make any difference to their schedule as they'll already be well into their swoon and out of contention...

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schmannity's avatar

Big Papi.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

C'mon now, have you ever sat in the C section? Terrible seats- they're all obstructed view...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I hear he likes 'em high and tight. He's good to go though, as long as he doesn't get caught looking or corking his bat

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Just the usual New York sports freakout - because missing 1/80th of the season is really going to make a difference.

Francesca has always been a bit of a windbag who laments about the "good old days" (when he isn't falling asleep during his show, that is). But Esiason really has no excuse for his comments - not only are they in the same vein as "women are incubators", but they are callous coming from a man who spent the latter part of his own playing career raising a son with a chronic medical condition (his son was diagnosed with cystic fibrosis). I'm sure there were times when he dropped everything to be there for his kid.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

You know, we wouldn't even be having this conversation if the pitcher had just stayed on the rubber

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Painter of Goats's avatar

You were lucky. I was so exhausted from getting up several times a night that I ended up wearing my margaritas and chewing on my mink turban.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Won't somebody please think of the sammiches??!!?

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