winner winner chicken dinner OK, so know that thing about how Donald Trump is in mad heterosexual bromance love with Vladimir Putin, and would suck his Russian balls in a heterosexual way if he could get away with it? Trump feels that way because 1) the heart wants what the heart wants and 2) he's under the mistaken impression Putin called him "brilliant" in the brainy way, when the truth is Putin called him "brilliant" in the "What an orange-y fuck-up he is!" way. Yep, there's a Russian word for that.