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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

A female human president would be nice. But frankly I would settle for a tarantula or a scorpion to fill the office if it meant we did not have to endure another second of donnie.

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Paul Ryan never was the same after Mauling Joe Biden beat on his feeble ass in that "debate" back in the day. Brain damage. It's never pretty.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

He still winces and ducks anytime anyone says "Joe" or "Biden" around him. They call it PTSD. I call it justice.

blaid droog's avatar

The votes are coming from inside the building. I think that plot line has been used before in some bad horror movies.

Querolous's avatar

As sharp as a Jello shot.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Occasionally, one may remind the economically anxious of who, exactly, led the "Lock Her Up!" chants at the Republican convention.

Hint: It rhymes with Nichael Glynn.

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Dentures be flyin' across the room.

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Stuck in a doctor's waiting room this morning with Fox News on the teevee. Karl Rove was explaining what the Republicans need to do in 2018.

Who the fuck gives a fuck about what Karl Rove thinks about anything?

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Shouldn't Newt be out cruisin' nuns while the little woman is busy at work with all the (alleged) pedos in long frocks?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Hubris. Their big money donors, Fox News, and talk radio allowed them to flood the country with bullshit that worked in their favor. It worked so well they got to thinkin' they were untouchable and got sloppy.