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She would have been gassed. She was Jewish.

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Actually, you got a pretty good start there, but you probably need some more <i>indignation santorum</i> squirting out here and there, like the real pros.

Basically, I was just using this as an excuse to repeat 'santorum.' And then I DID IT AGAIN!

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off topic (again): thanks ken and i'm sure you had a hell of a day.

thank you for defending our honor

[swoons]

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Sometimes a body needs killin'

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I bet she was fun at parties. I'm guessing that she was never invited more than once.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=_j56IiLqZ9U" target="_blank">This sums it up for me.</a>

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Trick question. Answer: Ford Edsel.

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Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie named "Abdul".

Ann Elk

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<i>When your mouth get dry, you pretty high.</i>

Mojo?

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"That's not writing, that's typing..."

--Truman Capote

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i only get two seven minute ayn rand postings.

i am owed a hitchens rebuttal as i spent 10 minutes of my life listening to ayn rand.

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Rand: made it to about 4:00 or so, Hitchens to the end, and the weirdo soporific and pointless response to Hitchens that shows up after the Hitchens vid, to about 0:10. In any case I cannot believe I made it to the end of a single video posted on Wonkette ... hasn't happened in a long time.

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Head. Hurts.

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Dude, I've been trying to fight the "Giving Up On Gay Men" thing for weeks! I would NOT give up on them, or give up on them, i'm not sure which one, except I'm knee deep in poontang over here. The chick I'm fucking will be so happy(sad?) when I give gay men up. And the funny looks from coworkers who roll up in my cube while I'm on Wonkette are veeeerrryyy interesting. In closing: Let Me Be Clear, I Love Pussy

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Ayn Rand strikes me as the kind of woman that, were I to be cornered by her at a party, I would gnaw my arm off to escape if that's what was required.

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Marijuana smell? No. Xyclon B? Ja, wohl!

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