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fuflans's avatar

'live birth' IS a little too much.

fuflans's avatar

i wish i was still finding this stuff funny.

PubOption's avatar

Wayne County... why do I think of electric chairs?

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More like <a href="http:\/\/www.sherry-lehmann.com\/wine\/7716" target="_blank"> this staple</a> of the 1%.

WA Bishop's avatar

If some small town Arizona police chief, with retirement in the bag perhaps, were to question the authenticity of Romney's birth certificate, my respect for the whole state would move up at least 20 points.

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CEO of GeoBio Energy, a company attempting to develop and market alternative fuel from plant sources such as algae.

Being a true Republican, I'm sure he didn't accept any of those liberal, wasteful and commie/socialist federal grants, subsidies, or tax breaks. Just good old-fashioned USA investment money from entrepreneurial, job-creatin' billionaires.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/longformbirf-romney.jpg" target="_blank">Obviously, Mitt is hiding something.</a>

Fartknocker's avatar

Mitt Romney is an anchor baby.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Romney Sr. argued that he was a natural born U.S. citizen, even if he was born in Mexico, because his parents were citizens. Kind of like how Obama would be a natural-born U.S. citizen anyways even if he had been born in Kenya, because mother was a U.S. citizen. I know, right?

Mahousu's avatar

That is not a birth certificate. That is a certificate of live birth. I don't see any doctor's or hospital's name. Plus, the state file number is not the right sequence for 1947. (I just made up that last part, but I figured it was enough to pretend to state it authoritatively.)

Really, this is the kind of thing that Michigan will hand out to anyone if you just give them five bucks.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/romney-trump.jpg" target="_blank">Word.</a>

BarackMyWorld's avatar

In the future when the history books are written, I'll be interested in seeing just how <a href="http:\/\/www.usnews.com\/news\/blogs\/washington-whispers\/2010\/01\/25\/rick-santelli-gets-credit-for-tea-party-movement" target="_blank">the Santelli incident</a> either actually inspired the oligarchs' master plan, just gave it a name, or if he was actually just carrying out their orders.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Fair point, but I always assumed the Naval base McCain was born on was considered U.S. territory, even if it was in another country.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm totally borrowing the phrase "department store mannequin being piloted by a mouse" for some undetermined future purposes.