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Trying to "un-squeeze" all that toothpaste he's spewed. Can't put it back in, Donny. Once it's out, it's out.

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and Ben Carson knows about words

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Many people make up their ancient traditions as they go along.

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I don't get the "Hillz enables Bill's rapey shenanigans" meme. I thought the idea that Hillz kept Bill in a male chastity belt was a bad sexist joke, not something progressives should actually promote.

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Pro sportspeople show that you can be incredibly skilled with hands or feet AND a total dingus.

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Nope. Don't have the energy for that shit

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I guess a traditional 'Merican value is being a bigot and racist. USAUSAUSAUSA

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"Carson, the most prominent African American in Trump’s orbit"

So, the other day at that rally His Orangeness had when he pointed out "my African-American" did he think it was Carson there in the crowd? That would be understandable, I suppose, as I'm fairly sure they all look the same to him.

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Yeah, well there is a new post where Dok breaks down the book that Trump is getting his info from. The author looks like one of the guys from Dumb or Dumber.

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Forced? I prefer "culturally and fiscally advantageous"

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This is off topic but too fantastic not to share. NSFW obviously.https://www.facebook.com/to...

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Okay, who let Ben watch TV in the day room? You KNOW it'll take forever to get him to settle down for his nap!

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I had no idea he was a practicing microsurgeon!

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Feature, not bug!

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There is really someone on CNN named Jake Tapper? That's all I've got.

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Truck Carson right in his ear. He is A Idiot of the first degree, and second.

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