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Or maybe she was confused because Michele Bachmann isn't a TV show, and for Mr. Limbaugh to use that term to describe a person is kind of dumb.

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Come on, people! That position obviously makes it easier for Marcus to pretend he's nailing some dude instead.

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txs

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improbable rock line: "you can eat your chicken, eat your pork and beans, I eat more teatard than any man ever seen."

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I love her like a TP'er loves cheese fries. She had me at <i>"The drugged circuit boards in Michele Bachmann’s mental Windows Vista operating system..." </i>

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I've had it with these back-door shenanigans.

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vaccine hell. after that picture we need an antidote.

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Cue the Doors' Backdoor Man!

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Trickle down reach around.

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He's on her, but he's looking at the boy in the first row.

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Apparently Kirsten is young. That's no surprise because the name Kirsten was invented in 1987 by a dyslexic inmate stamping out vanity license plates.

But wouldn't you like to have been at the script meeting when someone said "I've got it! Fonzie waterskis." "No wait! He goes over a jump." "If you're gonna do that, you may as well have him jump over a shark. This is the episode they'll remember us for."

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Or Clarence Carter's Christmas Classic "Back Door Santa."

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Marcus loves Chachi

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"Terrifying photo of Marcus Bachmann using his favorite Weeping Jesus sex pose on his wife courtesy of the most terrifying corner of the Internet, Twitter."

It really isn't Marcus's fault - that's the only position he knows.

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"That's no surprise because the name Kirsten was invented in 1987 by a dyslexic inmate stamping out vanity license plates."

Don't say that! She's a nice lady!

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Superfreak. (I'm Rick James, bitch)

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