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SullivanSt's avatar

I have a new man-crush!

Hopefully this doesn't lead to me being crushed... in a meat grinder.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Tony Bourdain (your Editrix calls him “Tony” because of how he is her lover) will eat anything. </i>

A LITTLE TOO MUCH INFORMATION THANKS.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What about deep skullfrying? Slow, deep, satisfying skullfrying.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That's what I thought. It's either his nutsack, or he Depends burst like the belly of a zombie in a daycare.

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fuflans's avatar

huh. if only i had had children i would have been able to brag to my grandchildren that i had been there - in real time - for the legendary cheney cannibalism post.

oh well.

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schmannity's avatar

Better go for the heart first; it's relatively fresh and unpolluted.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"...(your Editrix calls him “Tony” because of how he is her lover)..."

I guess it isn't bragging if you can back it up.

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schmannity's avatar

Black

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chascates's avatar

There is the danger of Mad Neocon Disease.

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