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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What planet are you from?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Bibles give off more heat.

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bobbert's avatar

Seniority. We tend to extend some slack to folks who have been regulars for a long time.

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bobbert's avatar

Hmm. Taken at face value, this is similar to the Speaker of the House not having to be a Representative. My own guess is, ain't gonna happen, because New Pope will realize that it would put some woman in a completely powerless token position.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

It's really hard to produce a play with your knuckles dragging on the floor. I would love to see the colleges production of Oklahoma.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Whoa -- better hide those on-campus globes, too!

Mustn't offend any flat earther sensibilities.

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Mahousu's avatar

There's <i>time</i>, too. Albeit one closer to the 19th century than the 21st.

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Mahousu's avatar

That should read 95.

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Mahousu's avatar

I wouldn't be too sure - the ones I have known also hated Baptists, Pentecostals, etc. Pretty much everyone other than themselves. And they weren't too sure about each other.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

They should do "Elmer Gantry" instead.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Ontario, also, too.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

They didn't nail the audition poster to the church door, did they?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Thinking is for liberals.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Devolution is not just a theory.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I bet they have a lot of Bob Jones books in the school library.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This is like that episode the "The Monkees" where they find themselves ruling Earth in the future where most humans have lost the ability to think and speak,spending most of their time in church or watching Fox News. Mike speculates it's a zombie apocalypse but Davy thinks it's mass hypnosis. Peter stares at a picture of a black president and turns red. "He's entered a red state", cries out Mickey. Hilarity ensues.

Feature song: "I'm A Believer"

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