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What planet are you from?

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Bibles give off more heat.

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Seniority. We tend to extend some slack to folks who have been regulars for a long time.

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Hmm. Taken at face value, this is similar to the Speaker of the House not having to be a Representative. My own guess is, ain't gonna happen, because New Pope will realize that it would put some woman in a completely powerless token position.

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It's really hard to produce a play with your knuckles dragging on the floor. I would love to see the colleges production of Oklahoma.

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Whoa -- better hide those on-campus globes, too!

Mustn't offend any flat earther sensibilities.

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There's <i>time</i>, too. Albeit one closer to the 19th century than the 21st.

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That should read 95.

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I wouldn't be too sure - the ones I have known also hated Baptists, Pentecostals, etc. Pretty much everyone other than themselves. And they weren't too sure about each other.

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They should do "Elmer Gantry" instead.

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Ontario, also, too.

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They didn't nail the audition poster to the church door, did they?

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Thinking is for liberals.

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Devolution is not just a theory.

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I bet they have a lot of Bob Jones books in the school library.

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This is like that episode the "The Monkees" where they find themselves ruling Earth in the future where most humans have lost the ability to think and speak,spending most of their time in church or watching Fox News. Mike speculates it's a zombie apocalypse but Davy thinks it's mass hypnosis. Peter stares at a picture of a black president and turns red. "He's entered a red state", cries out Mickey. Hilarity ensues.

Feature song: "I'm A Believer"

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