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Ikimizi's avatar

If I were the mother's lawyer, I would make the lady repeat her testimony as many times as possible. "So, what word did you find so objectionable?"

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Is cussing one of those quality of life issues that leads to crime? Even if in some kind of crazy universe it is, I'm confident that being a fucking busybody and meddlesome asshole could lead to justifable assault with frozen foods and large,unripe vegetables. Who's the real criminal here? Also, what the fuck is wrong with the Carolinas?

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Another reason to not go to Georgia. Like we fucking need one.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

My eldest son, at the age of 2, thought that "fuck" meant a spill or mishap of some sort, and used it thusly more than once.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And never, EVER squeeze the motherfucking Charmin or Mr. Whipple will be on your ass like a cheap pair of jeans.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

This is fucking fucked up. Fuckin' A!

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Thank you sooo much! My DS and I are recovering from asthma attacks occasioned by <i>Easy Cocktails from the Cursing Mommy </i>.

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bobbert's avatar

FAOT,K?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

To be fair, the celibate villages rarely get to raise them up many children.

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schmannity's avatar

Officer Gladys Kravitz.

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schmannity's avatar

This fucking bread--is it kind of like the Flesh Light that Joe Rogin used to advertise?

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The Quirk's avatar

Poopiep-doo.

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Jared James's avatar

I'd have shot them both, just to be sure.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Goodness gracious sakes alive. If you'll excuse my French.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

You know who <i>else</i> said "fucking"?

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