A South Carolina mom was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct last Sunday after saying "fuck" -- specifically, the adjectival form, "fucking" -- in front of her children in a North Augusta grocery store. The woman was overheard destroying her children's morals by another Kroger's customer, who was Most Offended and reported the infraction to Officer Travis Smith of the North Augusta Department of Public Safety. This seems pretty reasonable, and honestly since the mother, Danielle Wolf, was white, she didn't get shot to death, so we don't see what the big deal is supposed to be.
If I were the mother's lawyer, I would make the lady repeat her testimony as many times as possible. "So, what word did you find so objectionable?"
Is cussing one of those quality of life issues that leads to crime? Even if in some kind of crazy universe it is, I'm confident that being a fucking busybody and meddlesome asshole could lead to justifable assault with frozen foods and large,unripe vegetables. Who's the real criminal here? Also, what the fuck is wrong with the Carolinas?
If I were the mother's lawyer, I would make the lady repeat her testimony as many times as possible. "So, what word did you find so objectionable?"
Is cussing one of those quality of life issues that leads to crime? Even if in some kind of crazy universe it is, I'm confident that being a fucking busybody and meddlesome asshole could lead to justifable assault with frozen foods and large,unripe vegetables. Who's the real criminal here? Also, what the fuck is wrong with the Carolinas?
Joe Pesci?
Another reason to not go to Georgia. Like we fucking need one.
My eldest son, at the age of 2, thought that "fuck" meant a spill or mishap of some sort, and used it thusly more than once.
And never, EVER squeeze the motherfucking Charmin or Mr. Whipple will be on your ass like a cheap pair of jeans.
This is fucking fucked up. Fuckin' A!
Thank you sooo much! My DS and I are recovering from asthma attacks occasioned by <i>Easy Cocktails from the Cursing Mommy </i>.
FAOT,K?
To be fair, the celibate villages rarely get to raise them up many children.
Officer Gladys Kravitz.
This fucking bread--is it kind of like the Flesh Light that Joe Rogin used to advertise?
Poopiep-doo.
I&#039;d have shot them both, just to be sure.
Goodness gracious sakes alive. If you&#039;ll excuse my French.
You know who <i>else</i> said &quot;fucking&quot;?