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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Hundreds of frat boys say "whew."

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Dr. Danger - AKA Jeffocaster's avatar

WATCH OUT!!!! Those are KEEBLER cookies!!!!!

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BigBoppa - Yeah, that one's avatar

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~ The Sultana of Prunei

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

And on the seventh day, it is said, G-d created Whiskey to keep the Irish from conquering the rest of his creation.

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Dr. Danger - AKA Jeffocaster's avatar

I think they are wingnut enough to ban the use of the name Missouri by her. Some stupid (not necessarily defendable) legislation just like making the Bible the official book of TN.

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Dr. Danger - AKA Jeffocaster's avatar

Oh a new trick for Gallagher....

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

It's sad and comical that those guys might believe they are attractive to women. Silly doesn't begin to describe it.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Yah, with Huma as her running 'mate' if ya catch my drift.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

The Subaru wagon packed with Golden Retrievers will tip you off.

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efoveks's avatar

Lovely people. They are truly lovely people.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Sadly for them, they don't own the name Missouri, either. But you're right, they could waste a lot of their constituents' money by pissing into this particular wind. Wouldn't surprise me at all.

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efoveks's avatar

Q: If your mama didn't raise you right, what's left?

A: Exactly.

:-)

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accidental housewife's avatar

Leslie Gore, I think? She was also a Lesbenesian.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It's not gay if their balls don't touch, right?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Softball jersey and sensible shoes, also too.

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