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Hundreds of frat boys say "whew."

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WATCH OUT!!!! Those are KEEBLER cookies!!!!!

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Wonkette is my go-to site for current events.

~ The Sultana of Prunei

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And on the seventh day, it is said, G-d created Whiskey to keep the Irish from conquering the rest of his creation.

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I think they are wingnut enough to ban the use of the name Missouri by her. Some stupid (not necessarily defendable) legislation just like making the Bible the official book of TN.

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Oh a new trick for Gallagher....

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It's sad and comical that those guys might believe they are attractive to women. Silly doesn't begin to describe it.

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Yah, with Huma as her running 'mate' if ya catch my drift.

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The Subaru wagon packed with Golden Retrievers will tip you off.

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Lovely people. They are truly lovely people.

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Sadly for them, they don't own the name Missouri, either. But you're right, they could waste a lot of their constituents' money by pissing into this particular wind. Wouldn't surprise me at all.

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Q: If your mama didn't raise you right, what's left?

A: Exactly.

:-)

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Leslie Gore, I think? She was also a Lesbenesian.

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It's not gay if their balls don't touch, right?

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Softball jersey and sensible shoes, also too.

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