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vivian's avatar

When your "news" organization is all about the bottom line instead of following the truth wherever it may lead, you don't have a news organization, you have corporate propaganda.

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Parchment Scroll's avatar

Ugh. I know.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

He begs to differ.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Or dodging taxes

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calliecallie's avatar

I hear there are parts of Eastern Russia where they will give you 40 acres to settle there.

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jmhm's avatar

Trump's a great negotiator. I bet he can screw a mule out of the deal.

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wurman's avatar

Or claiming that Gen. and Chairman Joseph Dunford (USMC), Gen. Paul Selva (USAF), Gen. Mark Milley (USA), Gen. Robert Neller (USMC), and Adm. John Richardson (USN) as the Joint Chiefs of Staff have been "reduced to rubble."

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wurman's avatar

She's Hawt.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's Ladiez Nite at the Trump Border Wall!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Trump's a great negotiator. I bet he can screw a mule out of the deal.

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wurman's avatar

Notice how the "media" never do a background on that lying toad? He's a Russian-born apologist for the Putin regime with a long reach back into questionable business dealings.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm guessing it's called something else, probably using the cyrillic alphabet. Also, probably another reason why he won't release his tax forms.

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Kooolest G's avatar

I'm gonna miss her too, but I'm pretty stoked on her likely successor. kamala harris is awesome.

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jmhm's avatar

Jenny, the fourth Mrs Trump, is somewhat younger...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ugh. Are we sure he's a fan of NAMBLA, and not NAMDLA?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Do a little spin for me, so I can see your both sides"

--Roger Ailes

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