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It would be a practically-unlimited source of butthurt, and therefore money, since obviously it would be <a href="http:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/news\/2014\/may\/19\/editorial-selective-prosecution-of-dinesh-dsouza\/" target="_blank">Chicago-style selective prosecution.</a>

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I saw part of Mattera's interview (on Manatee's show last night) and was all like "FFS, maybe if you had asked her for a little more paperwork that might be a <i>little</i> like what the IRS did to conservative and liberal groups." One wonders if Mattera could be charged with aggressive stalking, but then he would probably turn it into "Waaaah, I got arrested because I was being mean to a liberal and the liberal government is going all liberal on me for being a conservative!!!"

Me, I would also like to see a write-up of Manatee's ***EXCLUSIVE!!!*** interview with Piers Morgan. For crying out loud, he's a man with ratings so abysmally low that CNN fired his ass. As I sat watching his pissflaps move, I was just hoping that a British motoring journalist would show up and cold-cock him in the gob AGAIN. That might have gotten me to take a non-rage-y interest in that program for once.

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Given a jar of orange face paint, Hoft's head would look very much like a pumpkin.

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She ought to borrow a couple of ill-tempered rotweilers, so he gets the appropriate welcome the next time he tries this.

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As Harry Truman used to say: Fuck That!

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Devil's Night hi-jinks are totally underrated!

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Once upon a time you felt so fine you threw the bums a dime ---- didn't you?

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Or <a href="http:\/\/www.artistsnetwork.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/brutusbear.jpg" target="_blank">this.</a>

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OMFG!!1! She's collecting the pension she earned! the horror!

You know who else is collecting their government pension?

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Why don't they go yell at 1111 Constitution Avenue, where IRS headquarters is located. It would make about as much sense.

"Ms Lerner: tear down this <a href="http:\/\/www.loc.gov\/pictures\/item\/dc0747.photos.330815p\/resource\/" target="_blank">office building</a>!"

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For Halloween, I am looking forward to the story about Jim Hoft's carnal indiscretions with a Jack-O-Lantern.

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Someone's getting a flaming bag o' poo on their doorstep come October 31.

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I was hoping one of the dogs was going to lift a leg on the shit pickle.

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<em>"How does it feel?"</em>

Like a rolling stone?

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I know, right? God damn Pfizer is always just giving drugs away to the poor and Monsanto loves them some heirloom tomatos.

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Mattera- a complete unknown

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