I am reminded of Edward Gorey's story The Curious Sofa, described as a "pornographic illustrated story about furniture" (it is not actually pornographic, just naughty).
Hey, ‘trix…please have one of your talented scribes do a deep dive on Cheeto’s fever-dream Truth Social post last night where he fantasized OHJB demanding his candidacy back. If that didn’t beg for a visit from the guys in the white coats, I don’t know what would.
I just finished reading the story about the shitty "school"in Jamaica. The whole thing was horrifying. And Matt Bevins is a huge piece of shit who clearly has zero shame.
Same. Evangelicals adopting children for the optics and disposing of them like this, it makes me so angry I can't see straight. And you know they're the same assholes who think parents allowing their teenagers to receive gender-affirming care is child abuse and talk nonsense about Hollywood pedophile rings. They're the monsters.
That’s story about the boys abandoned at the facility for troubled teens in Jamaica, man. As if I needed more evidence that Matt Bevin was a total dickhole. Onion ninjas everywhere this morning.
I'll take the Shingrix vaccine good news. I had both shots this spring, and only mild discomfort in the shoulder in question for a few days. Looking forwards to dementia-free future!
I have a conundrum, if y'all will indulge me yakking about my new home once more: my neighbor who I recently met appears to be breeding dogs in his backyard. He keeps them, even the female mastiff (who I think is the breeding female), in cages that are just big enough to fit them (meaning tiny) and rarely lets them out from what I've seen. The dogs seem desperate for attention, and I'm concerned for their welfare. They also bark late into the night which I has woken me up several times.
My neighbor is Black so there's no way I'm calling the police. My landlord has called Animal Control about his dogs recently but nothing seemed to happen (surprising). I'm prepared to send a report in to them again, however I think part of his livelihood is selling puppies from the mastiff (he was in the back yard with a huge litter the week I moved in, how I met him) so I'm torn. If he had kennels and was doing things more humanely I wouldn't care at all; but again, I really think the dogs are being mistreated.
Any suggestions or ideas, aside from Animal Control?
Good luck! Thank you on the dogs' behalf. I would also feel bad if that's his livelihood but dogs can't speak for themselves and there is no acceptable situation where animal abuse should be tolerated. You're a good person to be concerned.
Your hed gif info for the day: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/couches-for-kamala
And the meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/9870ad44-2c7a-4b90-8f49-97d97f61ac24
OMG, that gif is sublime!
Where does a couch in therapy sit?
Right?! That was the visual in my mind that had me giggling.
You have outdone yourself!!!!
A very moving GIF. I was especially touched by the pixelated couch that felt the need to protect her identity from the MAGA hordes.
You've outdone yourself, Martini! Bravo!
That head-gif is *chefs-kiss*
*slow clap*
not *rock star cheers*?
I am reminded of Edward Gorey's story The Curious Sofa, described as a "pornographic illustrated story about furniture" (it is not actually pornographic, just naughty).
Ah yes, it's delightful, as is all of Gorey's oeuvre. I might need to find a way to use it.
Seems like the timing is perfect :-)
Hilarious!
That gif is a work of art
I can't be judgemental. I once dated a beanbag chair.
It was, let's just say, very accommodating.
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Did he know he was a beanbag chair?
Does anything?
Thanks for the content guidance. My furniture is certainly old enough, but I'm not positive about its maturity...
Exquisite! It is Divan?!
/scuttles away
🥰 ❤️ ♥️😻😍😘😹♥️
Love it!
That gif is awesome. Great work all round.
Best Tabs gif ever
Divan-deflowerer. Ok, now I’m done.
I love it. Relentless.
Clean your kitchen floor before reading about the boys in Jamaica, you will need to lie down.
Hey, ‘trix…please have one of your talented scribes do a deep dive on Cheeto’s fever-dream Truth Social post last night where he fantasized OHJB demanding his candidacy back. If that didn’t beg for a visit from the guys in the white coats, I don’t know what would.
Wow that Vance-Couch meme just won't die. And today's head GIF is spot on hilarious.
I just finished reading the story about the shitty "school"in Jamaica. The whole thing was horrifying. And Matt Bevins is a huge piece of shit who clearly has zero shame.
Same. Evangelicals adopting children for the optics and disposing of them like this, it makes me so angry I can't see straight. And you know they're the same assholes who think parents allowing their teenagers to receive gender-affirming care is child abuse and talk nonsense about Hollywood pedophile rings. They're the monsters.
The more I learn about the "troubled teen" industry, the creepier it gets.
That’s story about the boys abandoned at the facility for troubled teens in Jamaica, man. As if I needed more evidence that Matt Bevin was a total dickhole. Onion ninjas everywhere this morning.
"I got to be honest: I fear for the historic chairs at the White House."
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I'll take the Shingrix vaccine good news. I had both shots this spring, and only mild discomfort in the shoulder in question for a few days. Looking forwards to dementia-free future!
Yeah, I got it because everyone told me I DO NOT want to get shingles. Bonus!
I have a conundrum, if y'all will indulge me yakking about my new home once more: my neighbor who I recently met appears to be breeding dogs in his backyard. He keeps them, even the female mastiff (who I think is the breeding female), in cages that are just big enough to fit them (meaning tiny) and rarely lets them out from what I've seen. The dogs seem desperate for attention, and I'm concerned for their welfare. They also bark late into the night which I has woken me up several times.
My neighbor is Black so there's no way I'm calling the police. My landlord has called Animal Control about his dogs recently but nothing seemed to happen (surprising). I'm prepared to send a report in to them again, however I think part of his livelihood is selling puppies from the mastiff (he was in the back yard with a huge litter the week I moved in, how I met him) so I'm torn. If he had kennels and was doing things more humanely I wouldn't care at all; but again, I really think the dogs are being mistreated.
Any suggestions or ideas, aside from Animal Control?
Don't call the police. They're likely to shoot both your neighbor and the dogs.
Is there a rescue group nearby you could ask for advice?
I found a group called "Crisis Dogs" locally and messaged them. Fingers crossed
I don't like calling the police for anything except issues on the highway (stuff in the road, etc.)
I looked at the ASPCA and Humane Society websites and they both say call Animal Control or (no way) 911.
How about a local shelter? They may have an in with Animal Control.
That's a good idea. Thank you!
Good luck! Thank you on the dogs' behalf. I would also feel bad if that's his livelihood but dogs can't speak for themselves and there is no acceptable situation where animal abuse should be tolerated. You're a good person to be concerned.
Thank you!
Knowing Benjamin Franklin, the skeletons were probably for some sort of hilarious puppet show he used to put on for guests.
OR Ben Franklin wasn't just a publisher, scientist and diplomat, he was also a mass murderer?
French postcard poses....
“hey Elno maybe your AI chatbot shouldn’t tell people election misinformation?”
And—maybe more importantly—he, personally, shouldn’t retweet a (Russian, probably) disinformation account that has been inflaming the riots in Britain: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1820521394134016197.html?utm_campaign=topunroll
The thing about RFKJ and the bear cub is that we have no idea what other, similar pranks he's pulled.
Lol, oops I guess an coup isnt the best time to show off your drip... https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/fashion-focused-jan-6-rioter-who-snapped-selfies-with-roger-stone-and-white-supremacist-arrested-thanks-to-instagram-feds/
Still busting them
1302 days
3 years, 6 months, 25 days
One word to describe that dude. Weird.
Would it be considered judgmental of me to note that the guy looks weird?
Sweet. Love the paranoia these turds are living with daily and then Boom! Sedition Hunters is a great read BTW.